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I Almost Didn’t Notice Mary Carey’s Lazy Eye

I’m not kidding, I was too busy staring at pornstar Mary Carey’s big fat boobies that I almost didn’t notice she had herself a sexy lazy eye. So hot. There’s nothing like a chick staring at you like a drunk in the afternoon sun. Obviously I never should have looked above her shoulders, lesson learned. Maybe it was just a little sticky from a shoot she was doing earlier in the day. Gross.