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Porn Star Mary Carey Does Donny & Marie Osmond

Posted on December 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So, for reasons I still can’t entirely explain, porn star Mary Carey was at Donny & Marie Osmond’s Christmas Show for opening night. Because if I’ve learned anything from years of TV specials and watching It’s a Wonderful Life , nothing says Christmas like a porn star with her fake boobs falling out… Yeesh, what a mess. Related Articles: Porn Stars Bowling In Their Bikinis!!! Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Puppies Mary Cary Is Auctioning Off Her Funbags? Mary Cary Is A Porn Star Photos: WENN.com

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Porn Star Mary Carey Does Donny & Marie Osmond

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Mary Carey Is Talented I Guess

Posted on July 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Were you in the mood for some pictures of one of the ugliest pornstars of all time with her clothes on? Well neither was I, but that seems to be exactly what’s happening right now. Here Mary Carey showing off those massive “talents” of hers as she walks around town the other day. I don’t really want to be mean, Mary has been good to me over the years, but where’s a giant paper bag when you need one?

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Fergie Drops Some Great Birthday Cleavage

Posted on March 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make a lot of jokes about Fergie’s face being old and busted, but I’ve got to say that she’s actually looking pretty damn good at her birthday party over the weekend. To be fair, she’s doing an awesome job at distracting our eyes from the nastiness with that big old cleavage of hers. Impressive. This kind of thing makes sense to me, breasts sell, especially if they’re trying to sell the fact that Fergie is still at an age where people find her attractive. Well done. more pictures of Fergie here

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Mila Kunis And Jennifer Lawrence Get It On

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are Mila Kunis and Jennifer Lawrence hanging out in their sexy dresses while they get all up in each other business…. In a sexy way of course. I’m not sure who this Jennifer chick is, but Mila is definitely the winner in this hottie head to head. It’s possible that I’ve had a thing for her for quite some time now and might be a little biased, but I can’t help myself, the girl is just hot.

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Fergie Works Skinny Jeans & Stripper Heels

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love a chick in insanely high heels, so these pictures of Fergie in some stripper shoes standing in front of a hotel are kinda giving me a chub despite her beat up old face. It’s possible that it’s because she reminds me of a prostitute waiting for her ride to the next ‘job’, but I can’t control that, I like what I like. Obviously she doesn’t look like a hooker, she’s far too old, but those skinny jeans and heels are working for me.

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Fergie Works Skinny Jeans & Stripper Heels

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love a chick in insanely high heels, so these pictures of Fergie in some stripper shoes standing in front of a hotel are kinda giving me a chub despite her beat up old face. It’s possible that it’s because she reminds me of a prostitute waiting for her ride to the next ‘job’, but I can’t control that, I like what I like. Obviously she doesn’t look like a hooker, she’s far too old, but those skinny jeans and heels are working for me.

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CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

CoCo really doesn’t have a problem showing off her massive curves does she? And I love her for it. Here she is modeling a shiny bikini from her new bikini line. So basically she’s designing bikinis that don’t fit, that are way too small for anyone with big boobs and big asses, is that right?…. I like it. Unfortunately, I think we’re going to have a little legal trouble because I came up with this idea when I was about twelve years old. What’s next, a bikini made of saran wrap? I’ll see you in court.

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Fergie’s Got An Awesome Profile

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously I don’t mean that Fergie’s got an awesome eHarmony profile. She looks like she’s been doing some pilates or some of that yoga that nutjobs do in extreme heat because she looks pretty damn good in her tight little dress. I don’t know what these pictures are for, but she’s pretty damn tight and I think I can see her underwear. Either I need to go to the clinic or these shots are giving me a little tingle…. Down there.

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I Almost Didn’t Notice Mary Carey’s Lazy Eye

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not kidding, I was too busy staring at pornstar Mary Carey’s big fat boobies that I almost didn’t notice she had herself a sexy lazy eye. So hot. There’s nothing like a chick staring at you like a drunk in the afternoon sun. Obviously I never should have looked above her shoulders, lesson learned. Maybe it was just a little sticky from a shoot she was doing earlier in the day. Gross.

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Mary Carey’s Dress Is VERY Fashionable

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not into fashion all that much, but I think that this purple dress that pornstar Mary Carey is wearing is just fabulous. The stitching, the material and the sleek lines are all very impressive. What? Did you think I was going to say something about her breast? Shame on you for underestimating me, I can appreciate fine craftsmanship when I see it you know. Ha! Are you frickin’ kidding me? Look at those massive things, they look like beach balls, I want to kick them. Not in a violent way, purely in a sexual way. Enjoy.

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