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Kailyn Lowry Reveals Shocking Divorce Details on Teen Mom 2!

Gather 'round, friends, and come hear the latest chapter in the sordid, seemingly never-ending saga of Kailyn Lowry, Javi Marroquin, and their messy divorce. Actually, “messy” probably isn't the right word to describe what's going on here. This is messier than messy. By a lot. See, it was in May that Kailyn publicly announced that she and Javi were getting divorced . And when you're a celebrity, even if you're a reality star who achieved fame after getting pregnant at 16 years old, public announcements sort of matter. It would seem like it'd be best to wait to make an announcement like Kailyn's until she was absolutely, positively sure that the divorce was happening, maybe even until the papers were signed. But nah, judging by this new Teen Mom 2 sneak peek, Kailyn wasn't even sure whether or not her marriage was really over until late June, at the earliest. In this clip, Kailyn FaceTimes with a friend, and she reveals that Javi still hasn't made up his mind about what he wanted to do regarding their marriage. According to her, he was still going back and forth on whether or not he wanted to work things out. It's surprising to say the least, because, like we said, she'd already announced their divorce. Also, it seems like she's just sitting around, waiting for him to make his mind, and that doesn't sound like Kailyn at all. Watch the confusing, sad clip below:

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Katy Perry and John Mayer: Back Together For 2016!!!

We’re a few days into a new year, so a lot of the folks reading this are currently brimming with motivation and positivity, but sadly, most of you will eventually fall back into your old ways. So why delay the inevitable? Why not make like Katy Perry? All you have to do is cut to the chase and kick off 2016 by repeating your worst mistake for the 4,000th time. Yes, Katy and John Mayer ended 2015 with a bang, literally, as they were spotted having dinner together in Los Angerles, and then heading back to Katy’s place in separate vehicles. The old taking two cars schtick didn’t fool the paparazzi, however, and Us Weekly is now reporting that Katy and John are back together .  We apologize for the confusing feeling of deja vu you’re experiencing at the moment. John and Katy have reconciled many, many times before, and no, we don’t really have any idea if they’re actually dating or just making bedroom fireworks and exploring one another’s wonderland-like bodies. The singers appeared to briefly be an item again last summer, but several sources reported that Mayer dumped Perry in July as part of a pattern that these two are seemingly doomed to repeat until the end of time.  But hey, it’s a new year, so maybe John and Katy are a new couple, right? Sure. Hey, let us know when you drop that extra 20 pounds, quit Facebook, finish your novel and start volunteering, won’t you?

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Famous Period of the Day

So MIA’s drummer and I guess feminist, not feminist enough to have hairy armpits who poses naked on the internet because it is empowering….ran a marathon without a tampon in as a statement for third world countries where women don’t have access to tampons and other feminine products…in what girls I”ve sent the picture to have considered disgusting…and that one dude I know who has a period fetish has jerked off to at least twice… The only fetish I have when it comes to periods is when girls I fuck without condoms get their periods…I don’t like babies.. I am the kind of guy who turns down sex before it happens on the regular, girls are slutty, what do you want from me, but when I’m in too deep to escape and the girl I am about to have sex with has her period, I always go for it because YOLO, but that doesn’t mean I love looking like a murder victim when I’m done, it just means…I don’t believe in road blocks…and just commit… All this to say, this is messy activism…and she can forever be the woman who has period stains on her pants for a purpose and not just because her period came a day early and she’s on a boat trip without tampons… The post Famous Period of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is kind of amazing… Partially because she’s a massive woman, with massive tits, all big and probably a good time to wrestle, because I think I am into being smothered, especially by a girl who just wants love, and who takes it from anyone who comes her way, whether it’s some broken female rapper who was molested by family members and sings about it, because misery enjoys company, especially when misery can leverage the rich white girl to help launch her career… But mainly becuase she’s some tormented, possibly too smart for her own good, I mean she reads books and stuff, in this world where people don’t read books, but rather just take pics of themselves, but then again, I guess she just takes pics of herself too, because she’s trying to fit in, in this confusing world, and when it’s topless, even without nipples, I care..when no one else in her family does, because they are all in for themselves.. I guess what I am trying to say is that I want to date Ireland Baldwin. The post Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Little Girl Reacts to Crushing Hello Kitty News: I HATE IT!

Imagine finding out that the Kim Kardashian sex tape was produced by Kris Jenner. Or that this family’s reality show is actually scripted by E!. Children around the world are now grappling with a similar shock, as the creators of Hello Kitty made a startling announcement last week: Hello Kitty is not actually a kitty! She’s a little girl named Kitty White – and the little girl in the following home video is none too pleased about this revelation. “I hate it,” the child says. “She looks like a cat, she cannot be a human. She is a cat that acts like a human.” Check out the footage below and take note of the girl’s sister in the background, who jumps in to the confusing/depressing/anger-filled fray with a very good question of her own: Girl Reacts to Devastating Hello Kitty News We’re very sorry, young lady. But it could be worse. As this little boy laments in exasperation , your mother could be pregnant again. Here’s an extended look at cute kids reacting to stuff in a very cute manner: Cute Kids React to Stuff 1. We’re Going to Disneyland?!? What happens when parents tell their daughter the family is going to Disneyland? An awesomely adorable reaction.

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CoCo Austin Busts Need Drafting!

I’m not sure what CoCo Austin was doing at ESPN The Magazine ‘s 10th Annual Pre-Draft event, but remind me to send a thank you card to whoever was responsible for putting together the guest list. Maybe she’s there to remind all the players that hearing the word “bust” isn’t necessarily a bad thing? Anyway, I’m definitely drafting CoCo in my Celebrity Wives Fantasy League this year. She’s clearly got first-round talent. Related Articles: CoCo Austin’s Massive Cleavage Is Confusing CoCo Busts Out The Big Guns CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini CoCo Austin’s Boobs Are Crazy Photos: WENN.com

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CoCo Austin’s Sexy Peepshow

The last time I had pictures of CoCo Austin on the site, she was so covered up and classy it almost gave me a heart attack. So I was relieved to see these pictures of her performing at the opening night of something called Peepshow at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. If you ask me, this is a much better use of her talents. Now, how do I get season tickets? » view all 25 photos Related Articles: CoCo Austin’s Massive Cleavage Is Confusing CoCo Busts Out The Big Guns CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini CoCo Austin’s Boobs Are Crazy Photos: WENN.com

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Breaking News! CoCo Austin Gets Classy

I’m so used to seeing CoCo Austin show off her massive booty that seeing her all classed-up like this is kind of a surprise. Her cleavage does look good squeezed into that tight dress though, so I guess it’s fine as a one time thing. Let’s just not make this a habit. Related Articles: CoCo Austin’s Massive Cleavage Is Confusing CoCo Busts Out The Big Guns CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini CoCo Austin’s Boobs Are Crazy Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian in a Shitty Bikini Photoshoot in Mexico of the Day

What kind of world do we live in, where garbage like this is considered a sex symbol, at least enough to be paid to rock a bikini and fuck rappers…because she took her fat spoiled rich ass and made it more fucking rich…in ways that make no fucking sense…except maybe when looking at her photoshopped skinny in recent Mexico photoshoots, that I can’t appreciate, unless they end in blood shed….I’m talking her being decapitated by a drug cartel, or border patrol shooting her confusing her for a wet back jumping fence, or even killed by a Mexican village for a pig roast cuz they confuse her for being the pig she fucking is…unfortunately, I have to use my imagination for that…here are the pics.

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CoCo Austin Stretches Out Her Dress

Today has been a very busy day for busty celebrities, I’ve had all kinds of boobage up on the site already, so I might as well see where it takes me. Here’s CoCo Austin and her massive chesticles at some party last night for Ice T’s documentary the Art Of Rap . I’m sure it’s an interesting film, but I think I’d rather watch a movie called the Art Of CoCo Squeezing Her Massive Breasts Into A Really Tight Dress . It’s two hours long, it’s in 3D and it’s in super slow motion. Awesome.