Looks like Nina Dobrev is still on that “work” trip of hers, because here she is hard at work dancing in a sombrero on a yacht and eating hamburgers in her bra. And before any of you out there starting writing me emails saying neither of those things technically count as “work,” let me ask you: would you rather watch Nina do stuff like this for a living, or watch her sit behind a desk writing expense reports? I rest my case. Enjoy.
I’m not 100% sure that Daphne Joy technically counts as a celebrity, considering her major claim to fame to date is being 50 Cent’s ex-baby mama. But who cares? With funbags this impressive, Daphne’s definitely a big star in my books. I mean, she’s clearly extremely talented. And I don’t know about you, but I’d rather watch her than any of the Kardashians. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com
By her own admission, Farrah Abraham claims to be a sex symbol (some would say “porn star”), but she apparently has very little interest in the erotic novel that she claims to have written. So little, in fact, that she seems to have not even read the book. Farrah Abraham Celebrity Sex Tape Photos 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. In a recent interview with The Huffington Post, Farrah discusses her sex tape , as well as her forthcoming trilogy of books about sex tapes, and she wants us to know those are two very different things: “Yes, I had a sex tape, the book talks about sex tapes, but Fallon Opal is way different,” Farrah explains. Fallon Opal, is not, as you might guess, a gemstone named after a late-night host, but rather the ridiculously named hero of Farrah’s novels. A character about whom Farrah knows absolutely nothing: She goes on to explain that Fallon is different from herself in that she didn’t get her start on reality TV. Which would be a good point, were it not for the fact that – as Farrah’s interviewer points out – Fallon totally does get her start on reality TV at the very beginning of the book. Hey, she’s an author! She can’t read everything that she writes! The interview gets even better when Farrah attempts to describe the difference between sex tapes and porn: “A celebrity sex tape, to me, outshines any other porn star…I have wonderful friends who are in the adult industry, they make porn for a living. That’s what they always do. Like, payment is different. Living your life is different…And that’s just what society made of it. It’s not me, I don’t make these definitions.” We think Farrah’s trying to say that the difference between porn stars and sex tape stars is that porn stars get paid, but…didn’t she get paid for her sex tape? It’s tough to understand her, since reading that quote makes your brain leak out of your ears. Check out some pearls of Farrah’s wisdom in the gallery below: 19 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.
On the summer premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians , Khloe Kardashian struggled to move on from Lamar Odom. Scott Disick also bought a very expensive car for Kourtney Kardashian , but she topped that surprise with one of her own… … or at least she will later this summer, as a preview depicted Kourtney telling Scott that she’s pregnant with baby number-three. EEK! Still, all these developments were topped by a sight that’s still burning our eyes: Kris Jenner stripping and pole-dancing alongside Kim Kardashian. Oh, yes, mother and daughter engaged in what Khloe referred to as a “MILF-Off,” with Kris trying to prove she’s still got it at her advanced age. Does she? Or does she need to be put out to sexual pasture? Kompare and kontrast these Kardashians now and decide: Who would you rather… watch strip? And the Winner is? Kris Jenner Click Here To Vote for Kris Kim Kardashian Click Here To Vote for Kim It’s a MILF-Off! Who would you rather see strip, Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian? View Poll »
Pity the cutting-edge duo of Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling. Their (fake) “Knife Guys” show, where the actors sell the latest and greatest in knives, was rudely interrupted by Jimmy Kimmel Live at its new 11:35 p.m. time slot. Take a look below: Knife Guys Ft. Will Ferrell & Ryan Gosling QVC has nothing on Ryan and Will, are we wrong? Kimmel made a strong debut opposite Leno and Letterman this week and is by all accounts a hilarious dude … but admit it, you’d rather watch Knife Guys .
Today has been a very busy day for busty celebrities, I’ve had all kinds of boobage up on the site already, so I might as well see where it takes me. Here’s CoCo Austin and her massive chesticles at some party last night for Ice T’s documentary the Art Of Rap . I’m sure it’s an interesting film, but I think I’d rather watch a movie called the Art Of CoCo Squeezing Her Massive Breasts Into A Really Tight Dress . It’s two hours long, it’s in 3D and it’s in super slow motion. Awesome.