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Mary Carey Works Polls Good

In case you haven’t already realized from the non-stop media coverage today, it’s Super Tuesday. And to celebrate the opening of the polls, porn star-turned-political “commenter” Mary Carey hit the pole for a new photoshoot. And I have to say, I usually try to stay away from politics, but I think I’d follow them a lot more closely if CNN was 24 hours of stuff like this. So take a break from stocking your bomb shelter in case of a Trump win and enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Mary Carey Works Polls Good

Joanna Krupa’s Pissed Off Hotness

I’ve posted a lot of pictures of Polish hottie Joanna Krupa over the years, I’ve been one of her biggest supporters, but what the hell am I supposed to do with this crap? Here are some shot of her looking pissed off at the airport the other day. Normally I’d find pictures of a pissed off hottie kind of sexy, I’m weird that way, but these just make me sad. She looks like she’s exhorting far too much energy chasing off the paparazzi and far too less energy showing off those awesome breasts. Get your priorities straight princess.

Mary Carey Is Talented I Guess

Were you in the mood for some pictures of one of the ugliest pornstars of all time with her clothes on? Well neither was I, but that seems to be exactly what’s happening right now. Here Mary Carey showing off those massive “talents” of hers as she walks around town the other day. I don’t really want to be mean, Mary has been good to me over the years, but where’s a giant paper bag when you need one?

Mary Carey’s Dress Is VERY Fashionable

I’m not into fashion all that much, but I think that this purple dress that pornstar Mary Carey is wearing is just fabulous. The stitching, the material and the sleek lines are all very impressive. What? Did you think I was going to say something about her breast? Shame on you for underestimating me, I can appreciate fine craftsmanship when I see it you know. Ha! Are you frickin’ kidding me? Look at those massive things, they look like beach balls, I want to kick them. Not in a violent way, purely in a sexual way. Enjoy.