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Alicia Machado, Part 2 : The Shaming

When last we left you, The Donald was Trump•eting his imagined intimacy with future French First Lady Carla Bruni to gossip columnist and friend Cindy Adams in 1991. … read more

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Gaby Hoffmann Doesn't Mind Her Bush Being Bushy

In this day and age of artificial this and surgically enhanced that, every once in a while it’s nice to give some attention to something real, something unaltered, something that simply is. And nothing says real and unaltered like Gaby Hoffmann’s bush…. read more

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Top 10 Jennifer Garner Spanx of the Day

I was going to do a top 10 but realized 1 picture is enough, that shit says 1000 words, right… You see, nothing says sexy like a mom in a pair of spanx…and what I mean by that is that there is nothing sex about a mom in spanx. It’s like keep your GUNT suppressing tools to yourself…no one wants to see your pink little bike shorts panties…unless those pink little bike shorts are in fact just labia wrapped around your legs thanks to all the kids… CLICK HERE TO SEE TOP 10 CELEBS FLASHING THEIR SPANX

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Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this video a couple of hours ago. I assume it’s some sort of Miley Cyrus christmas special footage because nothing says Christmas like videos that remind me of the worst sext ever because this girl is supposed to be anti-bra yet is wearing a bra – making me think she’s either full of shit…and a walking lie or contradiction before remembering she’s some hollywood starlet who came up in hollywood…of course she’s full of shit but at least she delivers some level of slutty behavior to keep me interested…. Here’s a shower pic… Here is her vagina lip – just cuz

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Porn Star Mary Carey Does Donny & Marie Osmond

So, for reasons I still can’t entirely explain, porn star Mary Carey was at Donny & Marie Osmond’s Christmas Show for opening night. Because if I’ve learned anything from years of TV specials and watching It’s a Wonderful Life , nothing says Christmas like a porn star with her fake boobs falling out… Yeesh, what a mess. Related Articles: Porn Stars Bowling In Their Bikinis!!! Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Puppies Mary Cary Is Auctioning Off Her Funbags? Mary Cary Is A Porn Star Photos: WENN.com

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Sundance Swag Report: The Power of Ed Helms Compels You (To Keep Warm)

It’s still eerily quiet here in Park City, so Movieline popped into Main Street’s only pop-up insurance agency for our first Sundance Swag Report. Those crazy kids over at Fox Searchlight have constructed an entire insurance agency to promote their Sundance entry/coming-of-age comedy Cedar Rapids , about a small town insurance agent (Ed Helms) who has the weekend of his life at a convention in Iowa. Because nothing says “sexy Sundance swag” like wood paneling and hot apple cider! (Sexy, sexy swag pics within.)

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Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentAutumn Reeser Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to… Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory…. ary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to… Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory….

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Britney Spears Takes Her Boobs For A Walk

I don’t really have a whole lot to say about these pictures of Britney Spears walking around the other day. I want to say that her shirt is a little see through, but I don’t really think that it is. I don’t know about you, but I can’t see anything. At least not anything good. Maybe I’m getting too old for this, I’m losing my touch when it comes to spotting nipples through a shirt. I probably just assume that whenever there are pictures of Britney out there, I should be able to see at least a little nipple. Not this time folks.

Vienna Karaoke — You Don’t Know Jack, Jake

Filed under: Vienna Girardi , Jake Pavelka , The Bachelor Vienna Girardi dragged Ray Charles into the middle of her breakup war with ” Bachelor ” ex Jake Pavelka last night … because nothing says “I’ve moved on” like a strategically picked karaoke song. TMZ snagged video of Vienna — joined by her out of… Read more

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Countess LuAnn’s Hot New Dance Single!

Link: http://www.supload.com/listen?s=EWepxg# Countess LuAnn of Real Housewives of New York City, has a new hot dance track! Move over “Tardy for the Party,” and say hello to “Money Can't Buy You Class.” Because after all, nothing says class like auto-tune. Read