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Hayden Panettiere Tits Dressed Like a Florida Granny of the Day

I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, but they say it is so I’m just gonna believe it….and I don’t know if she’s trying to channel some old Hollywood glamour fromt he 1950s, you know cuz it is the Oscars this weekend, or if she’s trying to dress like a rich jewish grandmother on her way to some charity event, but I do know that I never knew she had tits like this, you know. They are maximized to their full fucking potential, cuz it’s not as revealing as when you’ve got a sheer fabric over the shit, like wrapping a birthday present in saran wrap but more luxurious or some shit… I don’t know what I’m saying. It happens.

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CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini

CoCo really doesn’t have a problem showing off her massive curves does she? And I love her for it. Here she is modeling a shiny bikini from her new bikini line. So basically she’s designing bikinis that don’t fit, that are way too small for anyone with big boobs and big asses, is that right?…. I like it. Unfortunately, I think we’re going to have a little legal trouble because I came up with this idea when I was about twelve years old. What’s next, a bikini made of saran wrap? I’ll see you in court.