SNL alum and Tea Party member Victoria Jackson will see Donald Trump’s rant and raise you an extra dose of post-President Obama reelection bitterness. “America died,” she tweeted last night. “I can’t stop crying. America died.” Apparently displeased with the 2012 election results , she went on: “The Democrat party who voted God out of their platform and adopted Romans 1 as their platform won. In the Good vs. Evil Battle, today… evil won.” Jackson, a devout Christian, then did the Christian thing and ripped Christians. “Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me,” she wrote. Amen?
Billy Ray Cyrus debuted on Broadway Monday night, coming on board the latest production of Chicago. And the singer was in a joking mood afterward when asked by Us Weekly about his daughter’s engagement to Liam Hemsworth . “Liam asked if he could have my daughter’s hand in marriage, and I said yes if I could be in his brother’s next movie,” Billy Ray said , referring to Chris Hemsworth and his very successful run of Thor , The Avengers and Cabin in the Woods . The country star then continued to play around, but revealed something very real and interesting in the process: “Now, they [Miley and Liam] are going to have three weddings, so I’m thinking one movie with Chris, then we got the sequel to Liam’s new movie [ Hunger Games: Catching Fire ] coming out. They have got three weddings, that has to be three movies for me.” Three weddings?!? Who does Miley think she is, Kim Kardashian ? In all seriousness, though, Cyrus said he was recently inspired by Indianapolis Colts Coach Chuck Pagano , who is battling cancer and whose locker room speech last week went viral. Said Billy Ray: “He told his team he wanted another Super Bowl trophy and he had two daughters he wanted to walk down the aisle. When I saw that last night, this guy that’s battling Leukemia, and the fact that he is talking to his team saying, ‘I want to hoist that trophy and walk my daughters down the aisle.’ I immediately texted Miley and said, ‘I just want you to know, whenever you’re ready, I’m going to be very proud to walk you down that aisle.’ She was like, ‘Daddy!’ with two smiley faces! That coach and that moment touched me.” Okay. Now we need a Kleenex.
