From Apple to North to Spurgeon and many, many others compiled here, celebrities sure pick out some seriously hilarious names for their kids. Not all of them, obvi. But in Hollywood, there sure as heck are a disproportionate percentage of little kid names that are straight up ridic. Check out the 25 most absurd ones given by the most absurd people. 1. North West North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn’t grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on. 2. Kyd Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication. 3. Kal-El Cage Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot … although that could explain a lot of things. 4. Spurgeon Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald’s baby son Spurgeon is named after Charles Spurgeon, an influential Baptist preacher from the 19th Century. It also is the subject of an awesome page on Urban Dictionary, and will probably make lil’ Spurge glad he’s home schooled later in life. 5. Reign Aston Disick Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick. If only his dad weren’t the deadbeat Lord of six different rehab centers. 6. Royalty Also going the regal route (and the unmarried one): Chris Brown has a baby with a model named Nia Amey. Her name is Royalty. Yes, #ROYALTY. View Slideshow
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