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Courtney Stodden’s Comical Sized Tits of the Day

I almost wonder what went wrong in Courtney Stodden’s childhood to make her like this, but then I remember that I don’t care about Courtney Stodden enough to worry about her mental health issues, moreover, I don’t think anything went wrong, but rather went totally right, because I like girls who present themselves like this, you know classy ladies at least in the gutter or the stripclub, cuz they can afford to get their hair did, spray tans and all the fancy clothes, while the other strippers just stink from lack of time to shower between john’s cuz they are too busy smoking crack. Seriously, I like what she’s done with the place, because I have this theory if you’re gonna get implants, make them fucking count. Doing the subtle tits that look as real as possible is for cancer survivors. Hookers, who want tits to make money…shouldn’t go that route.. Now, I am not sure her sex tape exists yet, but I am 98% convinced she’s the next Farrah Abraham, and despite questioning whether she’s actually 18 or 45, using the “Teen Angle” as a PR move, or not…I am ready to watch her get her fuck on.

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Courtney Stodden’s Comical Sized Tits of the Day

Christina Masterson Topless Instagram Fail of the Day

Christina Masterson is a Power Ranger you probably never heard of, unless of course you sit at home watching kid’s shows, because you are a fucking creep…and kid’s shows are your porn…or I guess if you have kids and you’re forced to watch the shit because having kids robbed you of any freedom you may have had…and now the only time you can jerk off is when you’re pretending to take a shit, and even then it is questionable, cuz little Tommy can walk in at any given time, or worse, your wife, who will accuse you of cheating because she saw a porn site open on your computer to get you in the mood… Well, whether you’ve heard of her or not, we can all agree that she has failed in her toplessness on social media…it’s like she wants us to know her and her homie are comparing tits, but she doesn’t want to let us be the judge of who the winner is and for that, we should collectively hate her. I know I do.

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Christina Masterson Topless Instagram Fail of the Day