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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Tennis of the Day

In my life as a pervert, I don’t think I have ever seen a girl wearing a bikini while she plays tennis and I have definitely never seen a bitch wearing high heeled shoes while she plays tennis, and the only explanation I have for this is that this is the big reveal because she feels good about herself cuz her boyfriend’s been fuckin’ her proper and she isn’t as sloppy as she used to be so why not let the tabloids write about you, but she doesn’t feel quite good enough to wear running shoes, because they don’t make your legs look long and luxurious like heels do and the whole thing is a pretty desperate cry for attention, while her stomach is clearly making a desperate cry for an ab workout.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Tennis of the Day

Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

Here is Miranda Kerr on the runway in what looks like it could be a bikini because that is her fucking job….and I wish people found my job interesting enough to take pictures of and write about on the internet, cuz I want to feel fuckin’ important, but for some reason fat dudes dying on a computer don’t inspire people to masturbate, but girls who model bikinis do. I guess that’s why she makes more money than me….so if anything these pictures inspire me to go out there and find ways to get people to masturbate to me, because then maybe I’ll get paid. Not that you care about my problems, I don’t even care about my problems, but I do care about tits.

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Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day