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Sara Jean Underwood Getting Naked For Crownfunding

I’m too lazy to look up how  Sara Jean Underwood ‘s quest to crowdfund her hot nobody lifestyle is going (also, I’d rather just look at these pictures instead). But judging from these shots, somebody’s gotta be paying for all these expensive trips to exotic locations. And that got me thinking, if it’s working for Sara, maybe I should start a crowdfunding page of my own, and then I can finally get that new pair of sweatpants I need. Don’t laugh. Fresh sweatpants are essential to me doing this job. Mostly because then I won’t always get kicked out of coffee shops for violating their no pants, no service policy. » view all 11 photos

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Melanie Ribbe’s Booty Is Insane!

This perfect booty you’re all currently drooling onto your keyboards over belongs to Melanie Ribbe , who according to my research, was born in Germany and raised in Jamaica. I don’t know why her family moved, but if you ask me, it was a great call. Because judging from this photoshoot, Melanie was clearly born to wear a bikini. Anyway, those are all the cold, hard facts I was able to find out, because then I came across Melanie’s Instagram and it’s going to take me an entire afternoon to get through all of it, 30-45 seconds at a time. I’d better get started.

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Kelly Hall’s Busty Lingerie Pictures

She may not have as big a name as some of the other busty British models out there, but make no mistake, Kelly Hall here is definitely just as big where it counts: in the giant funbag department. So here she is doing a pretty epic lingerie shoot, and I’m hoping that after these pictures, Kelly’s career is going to really take off. Not only because it means we’ll start seeing even more great shoots like this, but also because then she’ll owe me a favor. And I plan on collecting in motorboats.

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Lingerie Fashion Week Pictures

I’m a little pissed off that I was once again not invited to “ Lingerie Fashion Week “. I’ve been doing this site for 8 years now, you’d think I’d get some respect. From now on, I will ban posting any company that does not invite me and pay for my expenses to be at their show. Except for Victoria’s Secret because then the site would never be updated. Anyway, PR people who keep sending me crap to my email, you’ve been warned!

Movie Nudity Report: The Master, Arbitrage

It’s not a great weekend for movie nudity- unless you live in New York or LA, because then you can get your fill of retro rackage (including an already-notorious full frontal party scene) in P.T. Anderson ‘s epic drama The Master (2012). As for the rest of us, until The Master goes wide next week we’ll just have to tide ourselves over with sexy scenes from French supermodel Laetitia Casta in the Wall Street thriller Arbitrage (2012). More after the jump!

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Grant Show and Katherine LaNasa: Engaged!

Former Melrose Place hunk Grant Show is off the market. The actor is engaged to actress Katherine LaNasa, her spokesperson confirmed to People . “Katherine is very excited and already working on plans for the wedding that will happen later this year,” her rep says of the blonde beauty, 45. Here’s a nice photo of the engaged twosome: This will be the second marriage for Grant Show, who has recurred on Private Practice . Pollyanna McIntosh filed for divorce in 2011 after they wed in 2004. This will be the third marriage for Katherine LaNasa, who was formerly married to actor French Stewart and to the late acting legend Dennis Hopper. LaNasa will star in the upcoming NBC series Infamous , which is set to premiere as a mid-season replacement during the 2012–2013 TV season. Congratulations to the happy couple! [Photo: WENN.com]

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Taylor Momsen Isn’t Flashing Her Vagina Yet of the Day

I will start taking Taylor Momsen seriously when she stops wearing underwear in her little rocker lingerie no 16 year old should really be wearing…because then I will know it’s not jut a cry for attention and to get noticed, but instead legit slutty behavior. I know some of you like her, despite the fact that she looks like Gaga’s little sister, because she’s not 18 and that’s all you creepy motherfuckers care about….so I figure, I’ll give you what you want….cuz I got nothing better to do…. I find the whole thing to be a fucking joke, I mean that people take her seriously, but I don’t think people really do, it’s just Hollywood….a series of sucking each other’s dick….

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Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

Here is Miranda Kerr on the runway in what looks like it could be a bikini because that is her fucking job….and I wish people found my job interesting enough to take pictures of and write about on the internet, cuz I want to feel fuckin’ important, but for some reason fat dudes dying on a computer don’t inspire people to masturbate, but girls who model bikinis do. I guess that’s why she makes more money than me….so if anything these pictures inspire me to go out there and find ways to get people to masturbate to me, because then maybe I’ll get paid. Not that you care about my problems, I don’t even care about my problems, but I do care about tits.

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