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Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if anyone cares about Jessie J, a UK popstar who may be popular here, but I can’t be too sure, because I avoid pop music as hard as I can, not because I am some obscure hipster who only likes the sounds of pots and pans being beat against pavement rhythmically, but because I am convinced these corporate run puppets are trying to brain wash me through the radio and that shit scares me…I mean I know lyrics to Lady Gaga songs, and I don’t even know lyrics to songs I like, and more importantly, I have never put on a Lady Gaga song…proving to me that this illuminati music shit is real fucking life… What I do know is that Jessie J used to rock the leotard on stage, and now she’s rocking a bikini in some twitter pics I can’t jerk off to, because she’s not naked, but I’ll post anyway, because you probably can…

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Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

Anais Pouliot Bush for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

I have spoke to this model ANAIS POULIOT before….she was rude to me….it was on Facebook and I guess she didn’t see my appeal… Maybe it was a language barrier…She is French Trash from Montreal…or at least the Montreal area…and so am I….but the difference between her and me…is that’s she’s she’s pretty famous in her modeling career…allowing her to be a cunt to me….and everyone else from her home town…she’s bigger than us….and apparently so is her fucking bush… I probably shoulda been the one tracking her down amongst the french trash she probably used to hang with when she was up and coming trying to get ahead…by making her give me head…to get me coming…you know modeling for me…on my dick… But I am bad at planning…so instead…I’m just forced to look at her naked….which is probably far less annoying than having to be in the same room as her. All this to say…never trust a girl named ANUS.

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Anais Pouliot Bush for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Rockin Stomach of the Day

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is being filmed tomorrow….to be broadcast early December as an hour long paid advertisement for the billion dollar brand…to sell product for the Holidays, their biggest time of year…. I find the shit fucking offensive and boring….even though there are half naked girls who are amazing to look at in it…cuz there is something about corporate run garbage….designed to trick the lowest common human who has NBC or ABC or CBS…..by polluting them with content that is just an hour long fucking ad….disguised….. If I was gonna watch an ad….I’d rather it be one where the models are not millionaire, but tacky stripper bitches begging me to call them at 3 in the fucking morning…you know the ghetto infomercials we all jerked off to in the 90s….the “we can have a really good time, just call me…pick up the phone”….cam girls before cams existed…. Well CANDICE SWANEPOEL is one of the majors for the brand….and she’s posting her stomach to instagram…cuz I guess she likes her fitness…and as it turns out…so do I….this is hot….but then again…I am biased…cuz I can’t stand fat chicks./// Here she is in video some creep edited….

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Candice Swanepoel’s Rockin Stomach of the Day