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Irina Shayk’s Titties for Guess of the Day

Soccer girlfriend Irina Shayk is in some ad campaign for some company that isn’t paying me to post her cleavage…..but is likely paying her because she’s a big model now and not the mail order bride she was destined to be provided their was no fall to the iron curtain…seriously, she’s got sex trade written all over her, but maybe that’s just because I know she’s used her pussy to get ahead regardless of communism….and that was with some soccer player who is likely gay but can’t let the world know he’s gay cuz the world…especially soccer fans…despite what logic tells us…are the biggest homophobes and that could end bad for him as riots start when the men who jerk off to his skill realize that’s his favorite part of his job and that he likes it…making it all very gay….even though it was gay to begin with…but sometimes pretending it isn’t makes living with yourself easier…especially if you are catholic…..and here are the tits he likely doens’t get much use out of…

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Irina Shayk’s Titties for Guess of the Day

Miranda Kerr Face, Not Tits of the Day

Sometimes staring at a mom’s tits in a push-up bra her team of handlers enforce because they’ve invested millions in her, 100s of millions in the bra technology, and stand to make billions of dollars every year….is far better than staring at her face…or even her stomach…so I don’t know what went wrong here…maybe it’s her one day a year off from making her tits look like implants cuz they probably are implants….in her corporate titty sponsor’s titty enhancers…

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Miranda Kerr Face, Not Tits of the Day