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Ryan Whitney Newman Promoting her Hair Removal of the Day

Ryan Newman posted a sponsored Instagram post showing off her hairless armpit in an era of women protesting hair removal thanks to feminism…all becaue Ryan Newman is into having hairless armpits…archaic and a sign of the patriarchy to some…but hot to others…I just like that it’s pretty low hanging fruit to be plugging some hair removal place in exchange for free treatment, are times that tough..girl can’t afford the 1000 dollars it costs? That said, Ryan Newman is young Hollywood…where young girls, prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…become vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast…and coddled thanks to the parents relying heavily on them to pay the bills…are filled with things like botox and fillers at a young age to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35…. She’s also got tits…like the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….struggling maybe…but posting armpits to an arpit fetishists is probably priceless..enjoy. The post Ryan Whitney Newman Promoting her Hair Removal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cynda Mcelvana Hipster Titty Model of the Day

Cynda Mcelvana in that PISS filter – made to look like film – reminding me of high brow porno from eastern EUROPE…and INSTAGRAM… She’s is some LA “model”…. of course she is…straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from the mean streets of Arkansas….and want to make it in America.. It’s the cool place to be, where people get famous, and you get to really tap into that whole art scene…populated by rich fucking creeps… She may be freshly out of high school and already out there getting busy…despite looking really fucking young…people like that…and I like the hustle of today’s youth who understand the “be your own boss”….strategy of life…requires getting naked. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. The post Cynda Mcelvana Hipster Titty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Porn Shot of the Day

Rita Ora posted this picture on Instagram of her getting a facial, or having a facial, or whatever it is that is going on that looks like a facial, and not the tacky, celebrity, day spa kind of facial, the porn kind, because this is very amateur porn, and it’s cropped out her dumpy stomach and thighs, making her semi erotic enough for me to ignore her silly pop career that she’s succeeding at my doing a direct copy Rihanna…shit isn’t inspired by, it’s blatant plagarism…not that it matters, none of this matters, it is all so silly , but for some reason, I have a feeling you can masturbate to this slag…

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Trying to Look Up Jennifer Lawrence’s Skirt of the Day

We’ve already seen your vag, bro. Covering up is just fucking tacky, even trashy, rude, disrespectful to her new found fans who fucking hated her before her leaked nude pic scandal she probably staged happened…. There comes a point in every slag’s career that crossing your legs, or wearing panties, just doesn’t fucking matter at all…but she is acting like it does, because she’s an actor, now throw another Oscar her over achieving, scheming scamming, way….maybe she can insert it in her ass like the kind of girl we know she really is…an awesome one – not a coy one playing shy like on this german show…right.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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River by Darren Ankenman for Purple of the Day

I don’t know who River, but I am going to go out on a limb here and say she is not River Phoenix, however she is probably young enough to be his incarnate, and really who cares, she’s naked for Purple magazine for photographer Darren Ankenman, and even though pictures bore the fuck out of me, I’ll still look at them, because it’s either that or the wall, or I guess my fat wife stuffing her fucking face watching some X-Factor bullshit, and River, running through it, is far more appealing…in fact, I may be in love…now I just have to figure out how to trap her into a forever marriage…and while I do that, you stare at her tits, because she’s an exhibitionist whore and we like that…admit you like when I refer to us as we…it’s like we’re in this together, even though I hate you.

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