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Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist… The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year… Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret…. I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

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Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Ashley Benson’s biggest flaw is her love for Burritos. I mean she’s so fucking into the fuckers that she’s posting pics of her with one like they are on some romantic getaway in Europe. Normally girls don’t eat in public and pretend that they are stuffed after eating a baby carrot, so this kind of behavior is clearly fucking reckless, especailly when I’ve seen her topless, half naked, in bikinis, and all that other good stuff that clearly outlines how she’s a solid 10 pounds too fat…10 pounds she’d lose if she didn’t have romantic love affairs with burritos…the whole thing…quite disappointing…where has our world gone that makes girls think it’s ok to not only eat, but promote eating…I mean maybe I’m just old school and from an era of eating disorders…where the only people posing with food would be those who didn’t actually eat food, just to spin their starving themselves to death storyline…chubby girls loving food because their parents sold them off to the entertainment industry and food is the only thing that feels like a hug to them…isn’t cute, unless you’re into stuffers, which is a fetish that involves watching fat girls eat and eat to get fatter and fatter, which I am not….

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Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day