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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I guess Rita Ora, the latest it girl, who has been trying really fucking hard, I’m talking as hard as her nipples, to be an it girl, since being scooped up in the UK to be the next Rihanna, a bunch of years ago, to which she just kind of lingered around never really securing anything major, until realizing that if she collabs with any of the bigger names, people will start to notice and as long as she dresses appropriately for the paparazzi, focusing on her key assets, she’ll be fine…and get where she needs to be…. I mean, I’m sure she’s had millions in the bank this entire time, but these girls want more than just a record deal, they want to be the next big thing, the Gaga, or Katy Perry, or whoever the flimsy artist with shitty marketable music of the time is…and I guess Rita Ora is on pace for that…or at least she’s trying and I kind of appreciate the way she’s trying…because nipples.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Elsa Hosk for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist… The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year… Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret…. I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

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