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Malin Akerman for Ocean Drive of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a fucking babe and sometimes, even when old she can be hot in movies, photoshoots or whatever it is that she does….I’m sure it has something to do with her Swedish roots, or maybe, but I doubt it, it has something to do with her being from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to fuck anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didnt find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who at 37 would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this. It’s funny how life works out for some people….and how it doesn’t workout for others.. The post Malin Akerman for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her ass….that she has spent the last year or two having her team photoshop into something almost worth looking at, until realizing it is Kim Kardashian….leaving you confused, like when you come across a hot tranny without knowing she’s a tranny, forcing you to make the exception because your penis is telling you one thing and your brain is telling you another story and your penis always win… This is not what Kim Kardashian looks like in a g-string, but it’s a version of her, totally modified you can pretend is someone else… The post Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Rita Ora, the latest it girl, who has been trying really fucking hard, I’m talking as hard as her nipples, to be an it girl, since being scooped up in the UK to be the next Rihanna, a bunch of years ago, to which she just kind of lingered around never really securing anything major, until realizing that if she collabs with any of the bigger names, people will start to notice and as long as she dresses appropriately for the paparazzi, focusing on her key assets, she’ll be fine…and get where she needs to be…. I mean, I’m sure she’s had millions in the bank this entire time, but these girls want more than just a record deal, they want to be the next big thing, the Gaga, or Katy Perry, or whoever the flimsy artist with shitty marketable music of the time is…and I guess Rita Ora is on pace for that…or at least she’s trying and I kind of appreciate the way she’s trying…because nipples.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hilary Duff’s in a Bikini New Video of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Scientologist Hilary Duff gets rubbed down in a bikini in her new music video you’d think she wouldn’t be doing, you know being religious and all until realizing it is scientology, the Hollywood religion to give Hollywood people access to other Hollywood people to talk about how great they are, while pretending they aren’t gay.

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Claudia Romani Hot Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

pic via her twitter account I have never heard of Claudia Romani but 20,000 fake twitter accounts have…..this is her bio” International model born in L’Aquila, Italy and currently living in Miami Beach. Credits include: FHM, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, Ford, Aston Martin, Samsung, Toyota. She’s 30 and past her prime….her biggest break was being featured in FHM Denmark and Maxim Greece. which sound like a pretty low grade…..jobbing gigs…..and now she’s staging photoshoots to get noticed….obvious strategy…but good enough strategy to get me to notice…something all the girls should be into…at least according to me, which I guess is all that matters, since I’m God around these parts. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alexa Chung Nipples for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot. part AZN, UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with….but she’s showing nipple for some fashion shoot outtakes and part AZN nipples as someone who has never fucked an AZN despite wanting to…are almost magical…until realizing they are attaced to this groupie trash……and thats all I have to say about that….

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Phoebe Price Thinks She’s a Model of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still haven’t figured out what Phoebe Price does or who she is, but she’s got some serious fucking ego who thinks we actually care about what she does or who she is. The only thing I can assume about her is that she has orange pubic hair and I have a serious history with orange pubic hair that started with me gagging at the thought of orange pubic hair when I was a teenager, leading to me mocking every ginger I came across, until realizing that I was actually fascinated by the shit before giving it a chance and turning every ginger I came across against me, like my name and picture was sent out on some kind of ginger information network, so in all my years of fucking, I have never had a taste of it. I figure it’s just punishment from God for giving all those girls a complex when they were easily influenced, probably one bad enough to keep them totally shaved at all times, if they weren’t too awkward to fuck dudes until they were pushing 30 and only did it cuz the dude was also ginger, because I was an asshole who couldn’t appreciate something so unique and different and could that I’ve been banished from every stroking my fingers through….not that you care about my orange pubic hair fetish…but then again you don’t really care about Phoebe Price either…. Pics via Fame

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