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Gigi Hadid Overpaid to be Naked in Shoes of the Day

Gigi Hadid is unfortunately sitting at the right table, thanks to being born into the right living room, making her something that brands want to attach themselves to, not even because she’s hot, or interesting or compelling, but because the media talks about her, she’s got following, she’s hosting shit, she works with other brands, and they want in on the action, or association, it’s good marketing – to people who are lazy, have a lot of money, don’t feel the need to revolutionize anything – content or otherwise and just go with the same old shit, different overpaid girl people like, that they get naked in their shoes, so that the people on set get to see how much of her inner lips stick out of her outter lips…or if she’s just a slit, because if you’re paying a clown to play at your party, you should be allowed to jerk off to it…or fuck it…where are the Behind the Scenes outtakes this photographer has and has shown his friends and why am I not the one seeing it…because as we know GIGI’s pussy – may not be golden – but is worth gold – thanks to being born rich…and the obsession with her needs to end…because I can’t take more materialistic rich girls of instagram being taken seriously – they are jokes…treat them as such… It’s nice to know that with all she has – she offers or gives back zero…the way it’s supposed to be when you’re a greedy asshole..who think you deserve what you have.. The post Gigi Hadid Overpaid to be Naked in Shoes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guess the Ginger Ass in a One Piece of the Day

Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works. THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right… We don’t like 40 year old ass, but this is a fake tabloid – so let’s document it….and really after three kids – asses shouldn’t look like this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Guess the Ginger Ass in a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Adams Butt Shot of the Day

Amy Adams, the Academy Award nominated and possibly winning actress I couldn’t point out of a line-up, unless she was the only redhead, because like black people, redheads all look the same…or maybe because I don’t actually care about 40 year old actors whether they win awards or not…she just doesn’t give me a boner…even when looking at her ass…she’s just fucking average at best… I’m not hating because I find red or orange pubic hair disgusting, I’ll admit in the 80s I did, I’d gag when thinking about it…as the weird redhead would ask me to eat her out…but in my old age….in an era of bald pussy…I’m like BRING IT…it’s something different… I just find her…uneventful, even with botty flashing for the paparazzi… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amy Adams Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cintia Dicker Strips Down for Gravure of the Dy

When you see a topless chick who happens to be some Brazilian model with great tits who you have never heard of, but who has the last name dicker – I think the rest kinda writes itself….maybe it’s cuz she’s a redhead and I’ve never had had my dick crawl up inside and die inside one of those because when I had the opportunity and was face to face with orange pubic hair I fucking ran out of fear….but I know now, looking at this that I definitely want to dick her….

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Phoebe Price Thinks She’s a Model of the Day

I still haven’t figured out what Phoebe Price does or who she is, but she’s got some serious fucking ego who thinks we actually care about what she does or who she is. The only thing I can assume about her is that she has orange pubic hair and I have a serious history with orange pubic hair that started with me gagging at the thought of orange pubic hair when I was a teenager, leading to me mocking every ginger I came across, until realizing that I was actually fascinated by the shit before giving it a chance and turning every ginger I came across against me, like my name and picture was sent out on some kind of ginger information network, so in all my years of fucking, I have never had a taste of it. I figure it’s just punishment from God for giving all those girls a complex when they were easily influenced, probably one bad enough to keep them totally shaved at all times, if they weren’t too awkward to fuck dudes until they were pushing 30 and only did it cuz the dude was also ginger, because I was an asshole who couldn’t appreciate something so unique and different and could that I’ve been banished from every stroking my fingers through….not that you care about my orange pubic hair fetish…but then again you don’t really care about Phoebe Price either…. Pics via Fame

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Lily Cole in Some Movie With a Long Name of the day

If you weren’t planning on seeing “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” because you aren’t into wizards or whatever the fuck this movie is about, here’s what you’re missing out on, not that Lily Cole in a bra is really missing out on much, bitch is fucking weird looking, but she does have orange pubic hair which is exciting for the people who don’t find orange pubic hair a sign of evil sent from hell to eat our cocks….. Hello day!

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