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Eliza Dushku in a One Piece of the Day

Albanian Eliza Dushku was in Albania where she decided to get into a one piece because she may be in her 40s, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be the hot chick, just not too hot, because some old lady stomachs are better left unseen…even when statistically they are better than most old lady stomachs because they did that whole vapid hollywood thing for two decades before going back to college to have some more substance in her life.. This is about as exciting as it gets for weirdos from Boston with their weirdo Boston pride…the pussy version….not the sports version….which is what Boston Trash is usually more into. The post Eliza Dushku in a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Great Blazer Tits of the Day

Here’s Megan Fox 2.0 who you will love not only because her name is nerdy, but because she’s in Transformers, and you can’t get enough of that shit….and more importantly, that she’s dating a middle aged bald guy, who sure, may have more money than you ever will, and who has been in movies, and has no problem getting any pussy, but who is still bald, and once you ignore his fame and fortune, that baldness gives you’re fat bald ass hope that one day you’ll find a bitch who doesn’t care about your baldness cuz she’s just likely fucking desperate for anyone to knock her up as her biological clock is tickin’ and she’s gone through everyone in your town…cuz it is safe to say the reason people like you get pussy is….is due to desperation and last resort…. Either way, here’s Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley in a pretty nice blazer, properly not obstructed by wearing a shirt under it like most bitches who don’t really get what dressing is all about….

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Christina Hendrick’s Ridiculous Fat Chick Tit of the Day

Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me…. Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story…. But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…

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