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Doutzen Kroes is Hot as Hell for Vogue Brazil of the Day

I already posted GISELE IN THE LATEST VOGUE BRASIL looking greased up and amazing…and I’ve already posted Alessandra Ambrosio in the LAtest Vogue Brasil looking leggier than the double amputee I met at the airport….so I had no choice but to post these pics of Doutzen in the same magazine totally smoking the other models if this was my Model Wars reality show that I pitched but that never got picked up…. Seriously, this black DJ baby making vagina is good, and I’m someone who is both unphased and even hates celebrating these women who are celebrated everyday….

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Doutzen Kroes is Hot as Hell for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Kelly Brook Nipple Does GQ Turkey of the Day

I guess it is appropriate that Kelly Brook would be in something from Turkey, since she’s been getting stuffed like a Turkey as often as she can if it meant climbing up that ladder of success. I mean her career is based on a set of tits, there’s really only one way to get rich and famous from tits, especially considering most women, at least who aren’t Angelina Jolie have tits…steep competition…and sure her tits are great, but are they any better than other curvy girls with fat asses out there. The defining thing about her…is her ability to fuck the right people well enough that they are willing to get her jobs… Not that it matters, here are the pics from the magazine looking as good as a meaty girl can…making me hungry and shit….

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Kelly Brook Nipple Does GQ Turkey of the Day