Fresh off a scary car accident and lucky to be alive, Bobbi Kristina Brown has taken to Twitter and compared herself to Jesus Christ. Yes, that Jesus Christ. Apparently sick of how she’s been treated in the press and by the public, Bobbi lashed out last night, perhaps going a bit too far when writing: “#LETMELIVE without YOUppl crucifying me?! OH, yes now I remember .. YOUppl did the SAME DAMN THING2 JESUS.& he overcame you ALL. #NOWWATCH.” It’s unclear to what, exactly, Bobbi is referring. The teenager has struggled mightily since the death of Whitney Houston in February, but we haven’t seen any outlets treating her like Lindsay Lohan or anything. Most folks seem to understand how hard this must be for the 18-year old. What do you think? Bobbi comparing herself to Jesus is… Totally accurate! Absurd and inappropriate! View Poll »
Chris Brown just caught a huge break, as prosecutors FINALLY decided they will not charge the singer for stealing some girl’s phone earlier this year. A police report was filed against Brown in February for “robbery by sudden snatching” after he allegedly grabbed a fellow club-goer’s iPhone in Miami. “Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website,” he told her in classic, eloquent Chris fashion. But after a thorough investigation, the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s office “determined we are not taking any type of criminal action ,” according to TMZ. “We have forwarded our findings to Los Angeles for the probation case review after conducting the same process that every criminal case in Miami-Dade County undergoes.” Officials say rapper Tyga was interviewed as a witness in the case, as the iPhone ultimately ended up in the hands of Devon Blanche, head of Tyga’s security team. According to police, Blanche told investigators: “Chris may have taken [the phone] because Brown is known to be especially concerned that if photographs of himself with two females got out, it might cause him problems with Rihanna.” This was in February, when Brown was still dating Karrueche Tran . Tran also issued a statement during the investigation, in which she said the woman who owned the phone had stuck it in Brown’s car … and struck Karrueche in the head. During the incident, Tran claims the woman dropped the phone in the car and it was eventually tossed out the window. Different than Tyga’s tale, to be sure. Ultimately though, prosecutors say it’s plausible that the woman did put her phone in the car and that Brown simply “[removed] from the vehicle an object which didn’t belong there.” In that scenario, he wouldn’t have broken any laws. If Chris were to be prosecuted, it would have triggered a probation violation for him back in L.A., where he’s still on probation for the 2009 Rihanna beating. It would’ve also capped off quite a week for Chris, who has taken serious heat for his vulgar Twitter beef with Jenny Johnson , a comedian “hater.”
