Kelly Brook was a nude model who was passed around the rugby leagues in Europe because of her huge tits, her willingness to show her tits, and rugby players being a different breed of human who like to fuck each other’s women together, because that’s how real men do it… She moved to LA, I had no hope for her, she booked one movie…and it was a joke and I guess she has since sucked the right dick…because she’s on an actual TV show…which blows my mind, or would, if I cared about a nude model from the UK, who was fat but with fat came tits, tits she was willing to show…until pulling off a scam right before turning 40… So now, she’s just teasing with this nude sunbathing pic…but I don’t think it is called teasing when she’s past her prime and we can just google her in her prime…actually naked…labia and everything… The post Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The unabashedly terrible spinoff of The Bachelor and Bachelorette , Bachelor in Paradise is on a roll bringing back old cast members left and right. If you watch Bachelor in Paradise online , you’ll be privy to one blast from the D-list past after another. Not for everyone, but if it’s for you, it’s awesome! Who’s next to arrive for a shot at love/drama/15 minutes? This dude! Bachelor in Paradise Season 1 Episode 4 Sneak Peek Somewhere, Emily Maynard is shaking her head in disgust/disbelief. Kalon McMahon, who infamously called Emily’s daughter Ricki “baggage” on The Bachelorette, and who later appeared on Bachelor Pad , is en route to Paradise! Raise you’re hand if you’re excited! Hello? Anyone? Is this thing on? He actually had a good run on the Pad with former Bachelor runner-up Lindzi Cox, but from the looks of the clip above, he’s no hit with the current crowd. Rejected by not one but two girls, will his date card go unused?! The Bachelorette Clip: Emily DESTROYS Kalon If you remember Emily DESTROYING Kalon on The Bachelorette, you probably aren’t surprised that he was met with a chilly reception by the ladies. Still … no one’s even willing to go on one exotic date with the guy? “I had this adventure in the palm of my hand, but apparently no one wants to leave their comfort zone here in Paradise to join me,” he tells the ABC cameras. At least he owns it, in typical Kalon McMahon fashion, threatening to go on the first ever “1-on-none date” (as in by himself) rather than feel upset about this. Maybe he’ll at least get to hang out with a raccoon a la Clare? Bachelor in Paradise Cast Photos 1. Michelle Money Michelle Money of The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad fame is back for Bachelor in Paradise. She has been called a “different breed of beautiful.” That’s one way to describe her.
I know sweatpants aren’t always the best choice in pants if you’re looking to make your ass look good, but nobody told herped up Sophie Monk…you know Australians are a different breed of trash and it wasn’t until the late 80s that they were even able to buy Levis, so there fashion sense is a few generations behind I guess, especially when the Australian in question is some cheesy, tacky, useless bitch trying to be famous cuz she’s decided she’s too good to going back to live in the trailer park she was from, and she’s gonna do all she can or fuck all the right men that she can to make sure she makes a good life for herself…even though beauty is fleeting, she looks sloppy with a flat ass, and her pussy is rockin’ Paris Hilton herpes cuz her Fiance cheated on her with Paris….making her pretty fuckin’ gutter…but the paparazzi still cares…and I guess so do I…but I’d fuck pretty much anything…including a bucket of minced meat, but only if it was left out in the sun to warm up and was wearing extensions…if you know what I mean… Pics via Fame
