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Selena Gomez for ELLE of the Day

Selena Gomez in Elle Magazine is like finding your mom’s dildo when you were in Highschool and suck it while you jerk off…. It’s not supposed to be like that….you aren’t supposed to do that….because nature has a different plan for you…but you go off and fuck it all up… Like Selena Gomez…who was supposed to die from Kidney failure, but who got a transplant from a donor she bought and promised fame and fortune to, because she’s rich…while other people with more purpose need Kidneys, like little kids who haven’t already peaked from being stage parented by her parents… Yet here she is, her new tits, I assume are fake tits, unless Kidney Transplants give you tits, and new botox faces…which they may do….in what I’ll call sucking on your mom’s dildo….. The post Selena Gomez for ELLE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elin Nordegren Won’t Show Up at the Masters

As Tiger Woods is getting busy preparing his return in the golf course at the Masters in Augusta, Georgia, which will be on April 8, Elin Nordegren, his wife, has other plans. Unfortunately, according to a source, Nordegren doesn’t want to be in the Masters. In fact, she has a different plan that has been set up. She is preparing for a trip to Sweden to see her family and friends. Her husband Tiger, had asked her to attend the Masters even if for a half day; just to make it appear that she is somehow interested in making his come back in the world of golf, but she decided not be there. Instead of publicly showing her support for Tiger, she would rather choose to fly in a commercial airline just to keep a low profile on her way to Sweden, where her family lives. Elin Nordegren Won’t Show Up at the Masters is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading