Chinese Designer Lights Up her Fake Tits Girl Spitting on People at McDonalds Man Masturbating To Women’s Shoes… Cow on the Roof in Germany Woman Dude Met to Fuck – Steals His Car as He Checks into a Motel – he Shoots her 4 times – she lives – they live happily ever after – guns rule. Lip Surgery Fail Just a girl and her Dick Cake Man with Knife VS Tow Truck Guy The post Naked Lady and her big Butt and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Selena Gomez in Elle Magazine is like finding your mom’s dildo when you were in Highschool and suck it while you jerk off…. It’s not supposed to be like that….you aren’t supposed to do that….because nature has a different plan for you…but you go off and fuck it all up… Like Selena Gomez…who was supposed to die from Kidney failure, but who got a transplant from a donor she bought and promised fame and fortune to, because she’s rich…while other people with more purpose need Kidneys, like little kids who haven’t already peaked from being stage parented by her parents… Yet here she is, her new tits, I assume are fake tits, unless Kidney Transplants give you tits, and new botox faces…which they may do….in what I’ll call sucking on your mom’s dildo….. The post Selena Gomez for ELLE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid wanted to show you all that she still cares enough about you to wear slutty enough – provocative enough outfits out in public for the paparazzi – in an era where tits are just tits….but she doesn’t need to show off her tits because she’s famous and getting work and doesn’t need to walk around tits out in public because it won’t increase her personal profile…she’s already peaked… She’s dong it because she wants to…not because she has to…a totally different breast exposure…Or maybe, she’s just so self involved, so egotistical, that walking around tits out in public is like her walking around her apartment topless, you know she doesn’t realize there are people around her….Or maybe she thinks her big tits are perfect and iconic…great to expose, worth exposing, they make her feel proper and appreciated, and she doesn’t feel complete without showing off them tits…because deep down she knows that’s all anyone likes..and that it’s a great distraction from her rat face… WHO knows…but way too much analysis of a top that doesn’t even show off nipples…. brought her The post Bella Hadid Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl…. You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to.. But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs… I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me… It’s for Elle US… The post Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked… She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia…. Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream… All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time… But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good.. Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings… TO SEE HER OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE The post More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last time we got new pictures of Nina Agdal , I came to a sad conclusion: that it was possible she’s already peaked and it’s all downhill for Nina from now on. And unfortunately, these latest polaroids aren’t really doing anything to change my mind. That said, I still love her, so maybe it’s not too late to turn things around. And with the help of, say, a new blogger/manager/boyfriend, I think we could probably get Nina’s career back on track. It’s worth a shot, at least. Call me.
Bar Refaeli really isn’t that great…..even when underwater…I know this because if she was that great..I wouldn’t want to see her never come up for air…I’d want to jump in and save her even just to give her mouth to mouth and make her feel like she owes her life to me, that I can exploit for sexual favors….but with this one I’d be more into telling her screaming friends I don’t know how to swim, cuz really she’s not worth getting wet over…..maybe I am a psychopath and watching half naked bitches struggle for breath is a turn on or maybe the real psychopath is the guy who thinks she deserves to be saved…. Maybe I just don’t like overrated entrepreneurial models who think they are hotter than they are….who dodge the draft in their country while everyone else has to do it…on some Jewish Princess kick….or Maybe I’m an anti-semite….but I think it has less to do with her religion and more to do with being a thick, coked up model who never fully made it and has already peaked but who dates celebs and acts like she matters….useless. Here are her underwater pics cuz she knows it’ll make her saggers look at their best….
