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Selena Gomez for ELLE of the Day

Selena Gomez in Elle Magazine is like finding your mom’s dildo when you were in Highschool and suck it while you jerk off…. It’s not supposed to be like that….you aren’t supposed to do that….because nature has a different plan for you…but you go off and fuck it all up… Like Selena Gomez…who was supposed to die from Kidney failure, but who got a transplant from a donor she bought and promised fame and fortune to, because she’s rich…while other people with more purpose need Kidneys, like little kids who haven’t already peaked from being stage parented by her parents… Yet here she is, her new tits, I assume are fake tits, unless Kidney Transplants give you tits, and new botox faces…which they may do….in what I’ll call sucking on your mom’s dildo….. The post Selena Gomez for ELLE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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JAY-Z Denies Secret Love Child On “Heard About Us”

Source: Photo by Raven B. Varona/Parkwood/PictureGrou / Photo by Raven B. Varona/Parkwood/PictureGroup In 2016 and 2018 , an aspiring rapper named  Rymir Satterthwaite came forward to claim that he is JAY-Z’s son. His mother said she met JAY in 1992 in Philadelphia. They allegedly hooked up at her aunt’s apartment in Brooklyn. Rymir and his mom have been trying to reach JAY since 2009 but they say he’s hiding behind lawyers and ducking a DNA test. RapRadar reports that Rymir’s case will be heard in the Family Civil Liberties Union court in December 2018. JAY addressed the rumors on he and Beyoncé ’s new joint album EVERYTHING IS LOVE . On “HEARD ABOUT US,” Hov spits: “ Billie Jean in his prime, for the thousand time, the kid ain’t mine/Online they call me Dad, kiddingly/You’re not supposed to take this Dad thing literally.”

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Priyanka Chopra Glamour Magazine

Damn. I don’t think I ever realized  Priyanka Chopra was this hot, but after seeing this photoshoot she did for Glamour , I’m wondering why this is only the first time I’m doing a post on her. And that got me thinking: how much more hotness have I missed? I’ve got a serious case of FOMOOLP right now. (That’s “fear of missing out on lingerie photoshoots,” just FYI.)

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Beatriz Fernandez Is Love At First Sight

I know I’m not supposed to believe in love at first sight, because otherwise I’d be in love with every single model I did a post on. But how about the second time around? Because after coming across this massive set of bikini pictures for  Beatriz Fernandez , I’m pretty sure I’m in love with the Spanish hottie, even though I’ve only seen her twice. First in lingerie , now a bikini. But c’mon, how much more does a guy really need to know? I’m ready to propose right now. Or as soon as I find her on Twitter. Wish me luck! » view all 71 photos

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The Tears: A History Of Sitcom Deaths That Actually Made Us Cry

A History Of Sitcom Deaths That Actually Made Us Cry Sitcoms are supposed to make us laugh . They’re supposed to be light-hearted and fun. We’re not supposed to cry, dammit. These sitcom deaths actually had us in tears and we aren’t ashamed to say it.

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Charlotte McKinney: No Boobs No Love

I’ve said it before , but these pictures of Charlotte McKinney out in LA just confirm it. People can call her the next Kate Upton all they want, but I’m sorry, she’s just not that pretty. Especially when she’s not busting out those epic funbags of hers. So from now on, I’m drawing a line in the sand when it comes Charlotte: no boobs, no love. I know it might sound harsh, but listen, I may be a blogger, but I’ve still got high standards. Stop laughing. That’s not supposed to be a punch line. …Screw you guys. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Maria Menounos Is Definitely Not Your “Everygirl”

I guess Maria Menounos wrote a book (or at least put her name on one), because here she is at a signing for “The EveryGirl’s Guide to Diet and Fitness” looking just as surprised about that as I am. Anyway, while I fully support Maria giving wannabe hotties exercise tips, considering she’s got one of the best booties in the business, I don’t know that she counts as “the every girl.” Because last I checked, I don’t want to bang “the every girl.” And before you point out that I probably just want to bang every girl instead, I do have some standards. Don’t laugh, that’s not supposed to be a punchline. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Lydia Rose Bright Bikini Pictures

In case you haven’t already gotten your fill of busty British nobodies at the pool, now here’s reality star Lydia Rose Bright hanging out in a bikini in Spain. I’m not sure who she’s talking to on the phone, but if I had to guess, it’s probably her agent and they’re discussing ways to get Lydia off TOWIE and onto the latest surefire hit show Who Wants to Sleep With a Blogger? I’m telling you guys, it’s going to be bigger than The Amazing Race and American Idol combined, and I’d love to have Lydia on as our first contestant. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Lydia Rose Bright Bikini Pictures

In case you haven’t already gotten your fill of busty British nobodies at the pool, now here’s reality star Lydia Rose Bright hanging out in a bikini in Spain. I’m not sure who she’s talking to on the phone, but if I had to guess, it’s probably her agent and they’re discussing ways to get Lydia off TOWIE and onto the latest surefire hit show Who Wants to Sleep With a Blogger? I’m telling you guys, it’s going to be bigger than The Amazing Race and American Idol combined, and I’d love to have Lydia on as our first contestant. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

Marloes Horst Will Blow You Away

Since I was digging those sexy swimsuit pictures of Marloes Horst so much earlier in the week (and since I’m pretty sure you guys were too), I figured I’d keep an eye out for more from the Dutch Victoria’s Secret hottie. So here you go. I have no clue what the deal is with the spikes and the weird mask thing, but hey, these are in black and white, which means you’re not just looking at sexy pictures of a hot model, you’re appreciating fine art too. So I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to understand it.

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Since I was digging those sexy swimsuit pictures of Marloes Horst so much earlier in the week (and since I’m pretty sure you guys were too), I figured I’d keep an eye out for more from the Dutch Victoria’s Secret hottie. So here you go. I have no clue what the deal is with the spikes and the weird mask thing, but hey, these are in black and white, which means you’re not just looking at sexy pictures of a hot model, you’re appreciating fine art too. So I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to understand it.

Marloes Horst Will Blow You Away

Since I was digging those sexy swimsuit pictures of Marloes Horst so much earlier in the week (and since I’m pretty sure you guys were too), I figured I’d keep an eye out for more from the Dutch Victoria’s Secret hottie. So here you go. I have no clue what the deal is with the spikes and the weird mask thing, but hey, these are in black and white, which means you’re not just looking at sexy pictures of a hot model, you’re appreciating fine art too. So I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to understand it. Continue reading