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Jessica Biel isn’t Wearing a Bra OMG of the Day

Jessica Biel wasn’t wearing a bra in a dress while showing off her fat round fit ass…and apparently – she wasn’t wearing SPANX either, because she had what looked like a baby bump, that I would assume was caused by sharing the same toilet seat as her “husband” Justin Timberlake, who farted out some semen left in him from his lover, because he’s gay, right? I mean maybe I’m just stereotyping frosted tipped hair on guys who like dancing a little too much, but I guess he probably realized that dancing gets you rich and rich gets you pussy…so maybe the real gay in all this is me assuming he’s gay…and that he only went for Biel cuz she doesn’t bitch and has a broad manly back thanks to lifting… Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Biel isn’t Wearing a Bra OMG of the Day

Bar Refaeli Twitter Underwater Bikini Pics of the Day

Bar Refaeli really isn’t that great…..even when underwater…I know this because if she was that great..I wouldn’t want to see her never come up for air…I’d want to jump in and save her even just to give her mouth to mouth and make her feel like she owes her life to me, that I can exploit for sexual favors….but with this one I’d be more into telling her screaming friends I don’t know how to swim, cuz really she’s not worth getting wet over…..maybe I am a psychopath and watching half naked bitches struggle for breath is a turn on or maybe the real psychopath is the guy who thinks she deserves to be saved…. Maybe I just don’t like overrated entrepreneurial models who think they are hotter than they are….who dodge the draft in their country while everyone else has to do it…on some Jewish Princess kick….or Maybe I’m an anti-semite….but I think it has less to do with her religion and more to do with being a thick, coked up model who never fully made it and has already peaked but who dates celebs and acts like she matters….useless. Here are her underwater pics cuz she knows it’ll make her saggers look at their best….

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Amanda Seyfried Beastiality Erotica of the Day

Here is Amanda Seyfried paying tribute to the reason she is starring in every shitty teenage girl movie being produced today by reenacting frenching a bitch, only instead of her frenching that Megan Fox the weird thumbed, plastic surgery has-been holding onto her fame and sex appeal as hard as she can because a career based on guys wanting to fuck you only lasts so long, unless you’re Pam Anderson who is pretty much married to that David loser from the original 90210 bitch, this bitch is a dog…. The whole thing is weird, but I’m not gonna lie, I am a dog owner and sometimes things get a little hotter and heavier than they should, mainly because dogs can’t tell on you and love the taste of peanut butter, that’s not a lie and really, when it comes to eating my wife’s disgusting pussy out, and have the option to send him in instead of me, I really have no choice cuz it’s better him than me, not to mention it really does look like he enjoys it….so maybe the real animal cruelty is not letting your dog eat out your wife…fuckin’ PETA…. Pics via Bauer

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Audi’s anti environment SuperBowl ad: Thanks for nothing.

And so the green movement is being marketed to men. Or so Audi pretends in their Superbowl ad for their TDI Diesel (which can be converted to a biodiesel if you have a station in your home town). Ya know, I like that Audi makes TDI’s. I do. I hate this ad. While on the surface it almost looks like a PSA that educates about the basic environmental practices in re: to plastics, battery recycling, composting, styrofoam and water usage; after viewing it I walked away with the odd association of feeling constricted and constrained by doing all of those small daily practices for the environment. What’s up with police state over monitoring my every move? (At least I would have gotten a laugh if they had broken in on a sex seen for some un-green sex practices…that’s SuperBowl Sunday appropriate, no?) Frankly, I walked away with an anti-green feeling and irritation towards anyone between me and my ability to do the basic little things I enjoy in life (like eating, and grocery shopping, and hot-tubbing). Look Audi, go ahead and make your cars, but don’t go and F up all the work that so many environmental organizations have been developing to promote and educate that small changes in every day life can be easy to do and can make a difference. The need for liberation and freedom imprinted in men’s DNA (this we have been taught via car commercials) was finally accomplished by breaking out of the line and driving the open road in Audi’s “green” car. Awesome. So this wasn’t about being green, this was just about a need for speed, and escape from the entrapment of family (perhaps I’m being harsh, perhaps this is really a pro-marriage ad….maybe the real underlying message is If you only had a woman to deal with all of those domestic chores you wouldn’t get stuck in silly entrapments, hence you would ultimately have more opportunity to roam the open road…) Bah. Enough over analyzing. It’s kind of sad that I feel the need to dig deep into this ad to find some underlying messaging. But I offer this act of mindsturbation as a favor to Audi; otherwise all that would be left to say is, 'hey look, there goes Audi greenwashing' (c’mon guys, driving a car is just plain wasteful and harmful to the environment). So do us a favor, stick to selling your cars via the messaging about freedom and liberation that comes with having a car. Leave the environmental messaging to people who..well…care. Believe me, we’ll respect you for it in the morning. added by: leahl