Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to… The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars… But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me… To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE
Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to… The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars… But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me… To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE
It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about…. The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove! My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate… Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet… Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley…. Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous…. Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version… Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”…. Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in… Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage… Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening… Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…
