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Christina Ricci’s in her Bikini with her New Cock of the Day

Christina Ricci was out on the beach in her bikini with her new cock…Showing off the crime scene on her chest where her breasts once lived before she had the fucking things amputated in an ill-decision that must have been made when she was going thru an anorexic phase and felt that was the cure to her chubby ass the world fell in love with when she was a teenager, before she got all dark and weird on us. She should have re-thought the shit because she fills this bikini top weird and if she was a little more top heavy, it’d balance the rest of her out, and make these pictures worth lookin’ at, instead all I see is some dyke with a wonky head, short legs, a boring ass, covered in shitty prison tattoos, when I could have been lookin at real big tits….

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Christina Ricci’s in her Bikini with her New Cock of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Meaty Purse on Her Actual Purse of the Day

The interesting thing about Paris Hilton is that she is a wallet fucker, but unlike most wallet fuckers who fuck a rich dude who will promise them the good life, she fucks her own wallet, because her pussy was directly tapped into her bank account.

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Paris Hilton’s Meaty Purse on Her Actual Purse of the Day