Beyonce posted these Jamaica bikini pics on her tumblr, that you can assume are all retouched…and it turns out that despite popular belief…Beyonce is not a bikini model…but she probably reminds you hicks of this clip from Oprah in the 80s with a racist…not because I’m racist…but because you are and it’s just the obvious joke when a black girl starts climbing around in trees joke you probably I don’t really understand why Beyonce is compelled to show off her body…she’s worth so much fucking money, she could keep her Jamaica trip to her fucking self, it’s not like this sells albums, it just makes me think she’s addicted and starved for attention as she hits her 40s and Jay-Z hits every groupie and Rihanna around… It’s silly…but it happened…
Her name is MJ DAY and she’s the editor of SI. A website that refuses to link DrunkenStepfather because they are haters…and think we’re too awesome to links… Well she’s been posting the behind the scene from their swimsuit shoot to instagram, but since the models are all under hush clauses and not allowed to discuss their deal, you know to keep excitement alive, so that the redneck people get legit boners like it was being seen for the first time,… I’m more into the models being headless…It’s a fetish and a sneaky way to try to trick us into not recognizing these girls…who are always half naked and might as well not have faces to begin with… Since I look at these chicks all day, I know at least one of them is Emily Ratajkowsi, another is Nina Agdal…. My money is on Emily Ratajkowski for the cover…here are her instagram pics…can you guess the rest of the girls? I am not a virgin loser weirdo…who obsesses over these girls, even though you would think I would be because I have this site…but I don’t even know my own name half the time, so I’ll let you work this riddle out for me.
I don’t know what kind of shenanigans Imogen Thomas here is trying to pull, but everybody knows that when you’re going to an event called the “UK Lingerie Awards,” you’re supposed to show up in lingerie. You know, like Georgia Salpa did. So c’mon Imogen, it’s not the “UK Tight Dress Awards.” Although, can somebody let me know when that one is? I want to make sure I mark my calendar so I don’t miss it. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
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