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Harrison Ford Might Return As Han Solo − And Die Happy

Yes, Mara Jade, it’s possible for Harrison Ford to be “open to the idea” of reprising his role as Han Solo in Disney’s  Star Wars Episode VII  and still hate the character, as Movieline noted back in 2010 . The key here is that the actor may finally get the opportunity to kill off the character that has bedeviled him throughout his auspicious career, which is something he wanted back in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.   A “highly placed source” told EW.com  that  “Harrison is open to the idea of doing the movie and he’s upbeat about it,” but the story also notes, “don’t be surprised if his contract includes a mandatory death scene for the sly old space smuggler.” Now, there’s a reason to be upbeat!  Ford gets to chew some scenery in a death scene and   cut his ties — symbolically, psychically, joyously — to the role he can’t seem to shake, or love. Even though, two of the video clips seemed to have suddenly been pulled from Movieline’s 2010 post,  Ford’s not-so-fond feelings for the space cowboy character that made him a box-office boss have  been pretty apparent over the years. As EW also reported, Ford said in a 2010 ABC interview that Han Solo “was not so interesting to me” and that  “I thought he should have died in [Episode VI] to give it some bottom.” I also would have much preferred a Solo death scene instead of watching Ewoks dance. So, I hope Ford gets his wish. Then, the next time a talk-show host asks him about his iconic role, he can finally say:  “Han Solo — he’s dead.” Related Stories: Harrison Ford’s Long History of Hating Star Wars Luke Skywalker & Princess Leia Knew Of More Star Wars Stories; Surprised By LucasFilm Sale Disney Buying LucasFilm For $4.05 Billion, Promises New Star Wars in 2015 (UPDATED) Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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Meeting Ashton Kutcher at a Middle School Dance

CULTURE BUZZ : 7th grader Melissa Bell reads her Ashton Kutcher fan fiction out loud in which she dreams about a recently-broken-up Ashton Kutcher showing up at a school dance and falling in love with her. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Fat Guy Hates "F*cking Fat Ladies" [NSFW]

Self-proclaimed “fat dude” Norm has some words (mostly obscenity-laden) for fat ladies who ride around in motorized wheelchairs and take up his time in line at the grocery store.

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Inappropriate Soundtracks: The Carpenters Rock The Matrix

What happens when you replace the soundtrack from The Matrix with The Carpenters? It's a toe-tappin' good time! Via: I Heart Chaos Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Disney Buys Marvel for $4-billion

BUSINESS BUZZ : The Walt Disney Co. (DIS-N26.08-0.76-2.83%) said Monday it is buying Marvel Entertainment Inc. (MVL-N48.589.9325.69%) for $4-billion (U.S.) in cash and stock, bringing characters like Iron Man and Spider-Man into the family of Mickey Mouse and WALL-E

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