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Irina Shayk’s Hot Tits in a Dress in Cannes of the Day

Irina Shayk was the beard to some homosexual soccer player who just played it off as being European. Because Euro dudes, despite the fact that they wear such skimpy clothes, and act like fucking women, are some of the most homophobic people around. Meaning, they couldn’t let their star of their life. The soccer man they are so passionate about and have tattooed on their chest and as a screensaver on their phone, pictures and videos they watch online on repeat, pretty much lusting over a dude because he plays their favorite sport so well….be a ‘mo. They wouldn’t be able to justify the boner they have for him as anything not sexual. So they recruit some no name babe as a distraction, make her sign contracts, give her everything she wants, so long as she plays the part, introducing us all to Irina Shayk…. So his closet case ways and her Russian sex trade roots combined….bring us this…and I am into it, cuz I think she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game right now…and she isn’t letting anyone down in this dress….I guess cuz she knows to milk it, it’s far better than working for a live cam site like her friends back home. I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Chloe Sims in a Bikini in Cannes of the Day

Chloe Sims is some UK Glamour model who really doesn’t matter in any way whatsoever, especially not to us North Americans, who have never seen the show TOWIE, don’t really care what a TOWIE is, unless of course it’s foreplay to a foot job, where she sticks a toe in my ass while stroking the shaft with the rest of her foot…in what I think would be a glorious sex move that I’ve just designed and should patent…..and while I do that, here’s Chloe Sims looking good in a bikini….and I’m not just saying that because she’s inspired the TOWIE….I’m saying that cuz she’s not fat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gabrielle Union is a 40 Year Old Bikini Party Girl of the Day

The hottest thing about Gabrielle Union is not that she was raped at 19 when working at a Shoe Store cuz she’s so hot dudes in shoe stores can’t contain their shit…. The hottest thing about Gabrielle Union is how she’s 40 years old, but still looks like this. It’s insane. Normally I frown on middle-aged women acting up in Vegas in bikinis like they are recently divorced and ready to fuck any cock that comes their way to feel young again….unless I am the one they are willing to fuck to feel alive again…only to be horribly disappointed in their wild ladies weekend. But for some reason, this one’s giving me a boner.

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Gabrielle Union is a 40 Year Old Bikini Party Girl of the Day

Jodie Marsh is Rugged and Topless in Zoo of the Day

Jodie Marsh is a lot of fun and I am not just saying that because she has amusement park sized titties. oh right, I am saying it cuz she has ridiculous tits. Tits she’s made a career out of. You know a 10,000 dollar or less investment that probably makes her 1/4 of a million dollars a year as a Glamour Model….who at one point in time dropped out of titty modeling to do steroids and body build , who didn’t care that steroids make women’s clits big, but who clearly is back…with all kinds of new tattoos like one of Michael Jackson on her arm. Weird…. Here she is modeling naked…

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Jodie Marsh is Rugged and Topless in Zoo of the Day