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I like this Health Inspector’s style. You go into a donut shop you are inspecting. You see that it is owned by Asian immigrants and the wife seems pretty decent looking. You ask her to show you the back room where the Donuts are made. You put on a serious face and shake your head a lot and make pensive “hmmm” sounds to get them nervous. Then the second you get the bitch in the back you give her a hug, to tell her how nice she is and how much you appreciate her Donut shop, and bitch blows it up into this whole “he did it to get a thrill and took advantage of his authority” and I did it “cuz I was scared he was gonna shut me down and this is my life and my American dream”….well maybe that’s how people do things in Cambodia, but in America, hugging is what friends to to each other, even new found friends…and we don’t videotape the set-up and try to sue the county to live the real American Dream since Donut Shops aren’t as lucrative as they used to be….

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