Kristen Bell posed some snaps or pics of her getting ready – which gets the voyeuristic fetish that every mothefucker has and has always had..it’s why we gossip…it’s why we climb up trees to watch people change or shower…it’s the story of my fucking life…yet I hate social media, I hate snapchat, I hate youtube and I hate VLOGS but maybe I just hate people – and liked when the internet was anonymous….or maybe I am just a creep who likes my voyeurism to be old school…and challenging..rather then served on a silver spoon…. Yet….she’s wearing butt pad underwear…showing it to the world…and there’s something, very little, but something magical about that.. She’s looking old, because she’s fucked with her face getting fillers, because girls don’t realize that gentle wrinkles doesn’t make you look old. but jacking your face does…but whatever…voyeurism… The post Kristen Bell Getting Ready for the Golden Globes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amanda Seyfried is historically boring as fuck, but not that boring, since she’s pregnant and that required injecting sperm directly from her penis into her womb…with a married dude who figured he’s in too deep, is going to get busted for his cheating, and might as well commit to the cause….because she’s hot…even though 99 percent of the time she’s dressed like she’s got her period, unshowered, lazy, homely…and I guess that alone makes a bitch hot, so long as she’s not fat, because there’s nothing worse than these social media whores always taking selfies and looking in the mirror…the subtle hot chick who is also a millionaire from being a shameless actor in movies…is the answer… Anyway, she did vogue, probably too promote a movie, pre uterus exploding…and she’s amazing….I’m a fan and you are too…since the only person reading this is me… I also love that Lindsay Lohan has told me personally that she hates her….because being hated by Lohan for stealing her jobs..is magical… The post Amanda Seyfried Not Pregnant in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Milian was invited to a red carpet event – where there would be paparazzi – and she took advantage of the situation by saying “Hey, I’m here, look at me…and my tits”…in a whole “I had a music video once many years ago – and I married a rich dude and now i want to be a kardashian….so look at my tits”….situation… I think she’s the worst, probably the worst mother….but that would make sense, pawn that money maker off to your own mom, you have parties to attend with your tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Texas Police Officer Gives Weed Smoker A Chance To Dodge Jail With 200 Push-Ups Every now and then you come across a good cop who actually wants to HELP the citizens he patrols. Enter officer Eric Bell of the Arlington Police Department. When he caught a young man smokin’ that loud in front of a local movie theater (how dumb is THAT?!), he took advantage of the teachable moment and did something that the lifted loiterer will probably never forget for the rest of his life… Too bad we don’t see more cops like Eric Bell… Image via YouTube
Apparently Vanessa Hudgens was on The View, because apparently The View is still on TV, and apparently they are either both really fucking desperate or they are both at the top of their game, but whatever it is, they came together, but not in the way I like most things to come together, and Vanessa Hudgens took advantage of the media opportunity, and dressed like she was going to the fucking club, or out to dinner in Ibiza with some Saudi oil tycoon… I don’t know what she’s promoting, or if The View was just thirsty for her, or anyone to talk to them about menopause… I just know I like her tits…and pudgy little ethnically ambigious, slowly getting old…body…and I’m not just saying that cuz I like that she released bush pics before bush pics were cool…ok.. I am… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Winona Ryder#39;s hacked photos surfaced on the internet last Sunday morning after an alleged hacker posted them online. The hacker apparently took advantage of a security flaw in Apple#39;s online backup service, iCloud. Many online services lock someone out after several unsuccessful attempts to log in, but not Apple#39;s “Find My iPhone” app and iCloud. That has been changed by Apple in the aftermath of the celebrity photo scandal. But with unlimited guesses, a computer program can generate
Debbie St Pierre, probably not her real name, is not a stripper despite her name, but rather a Florida model, who I guess is also a mom, something I have a hard time believing based on her body, but that I have an easy time believing based on her body, because when you get inside something so glorious, you cum and never let go… I mean seriously, these videos of her, self produced are magical. The fact that she’s not famous and so many other tricks are…is unfair…but possibly deserved…because what the fuck was she thinking getting knocked up instead of exploiting what she has…I get it, she’s trying now…but it’s just so much better without the bastard in tow…. Either way, amazing.
James Macari is the photographer who shot the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover… Jessica Clark is some girl in some video her produced…running around in her panties…getting ready in a way that no girl I’ve ever woken up next to has ever got ready…but in their defence, they were terrified and couldn’t get out of there faster….you know trying to put the pieces of their night together…making me feel less of a romantic and more of a creeper who took advantage of some wasted chick… All this to say, fashion videos are better than real life…
A 13-year-old New Orleans-area boy is charged with second-degree murder in his five-year-old sister’s death – using moves he learned from WWE wrestling. The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office confirmed the death in a news release. “The 13-year-old reported he started to wrestle with the victim and practiced WWE-style wrestling moves on the 5-year-old,” Col. John Fortunato said. Those moves allegedly included slamming the girl on a bed , punching her in the stomach, jumping on her and striking her with his elbow, repeatedly. A coroner’s investigation later found that the young girl died of multiple injuries, including broken ribs, lacerations of the liver and internal bleeding. In a statement released the same day, WWE offered condolences to the victim’s family but warned against attributing the death to its industry: “Authorities have already charged the accused with second-degree murder and determined that this was not an accidental death due to a wrestling move.” WWE continued, “As in similar cases, criminal intent to harm and a lack of parental supervision have been the factors resulting in a tragic death.” The girl was identified as Viloude Louis, of Terrytown, La., and the boy had been left to babysit the girl by his stepmother when the alleged beating occurred. Afterward, the girl later complained of a stomach ache. When she stopped breathing, the boy called 911. Emergency responders could not revive her. The boy was taken to a juvenile facility and booked on second-degree murder charges after he was interviewed by homicide Detective Matt Vasquez. The detective said the boy told him that he knew the wrestling moves on TV were fake, but he was smiling and appeared to enjoy talking about them. “The 13-year-old continued by saying the victim complained that she was hurting, but he continued to slam, punch and elbow her for an additional 2-3 minutes.” He only stopped the attack “when his mother called him on the phone to check on he and the victim,” sheriff’s officials said in the news release.
Drinking Buddies is a new romantic comedy from mumblecore pioneer Joe Swamberg, set in a Chicago microbrewery. Olivia Wilde and Jake Johnson star as two co-workers at the brewery with an unspoken attraction to each other, despite each being in serious relationships. When the two couples take a trip to the woods, the unspoken comes to the forefront. Check out the first Drinking Buddies trailer, which looks great: Drinking Buddies Trailer Catch Drinking Buddies in theaters August 23.
