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Hannah Simone In Her Place of the Day

Hanna Simone was apparently a hot host on Much Music, Canada’s MTV before MTV entered Canada and now both exist happily together, owned by the same company, in Canadian Media…. I’ve never seen her, or more importantly, never had my way with her when she was drunk and I was slipping roofies in her drink….cuz the nice thing about Canadian Media is that these idiots get paid 30k a year at the most and that makes them easy to bring home to fuck, unlike America hosts, who make 30 million dollars a year, and are too busy getting serviced by lady boys imported from South America, I’m talking to you Seacrest Out. Well, I guess this Hannah bitch realized that Canadian TV sucks and doesn’t pay the fucking rent, so she got herself on some show called New Girl with fat, annoying, overrated Zooey Deschanel where I guess she plays the hot girl…. And with that comes other opportunities, like stripping down for Esquire’s In Her Place feature, where she gets in her underwear in her place…. Her body doesn’t impress, but she’s got a nice face, which in my world is irrelevant cuz she’d be utilized on all fours with her face in the pillow….but enough about me -here are the pics.

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Hannah Simone In Her Place of the Day

Behati Prinsloo Just Cavalli Runway Nipples from 2008 of the Day

Here is a life lesson….it doesn’t matter when the nipple picture was taken, what matters is that the nipple picture was taken.. Thanks to photography, the internet, being an eager entry levele model doing whatever it takes to get work and move up the ladder to ultimately sell her soul to Victoria’s Secret, her 2008 nipple on the runway lives on forever..not that when it happened matter cuz I’m looking at them today…. Simple logic for a complex world…

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Behati Prinsloo Just Cavalli Runway Nipples from 2008 of the Day

Dora Yoder Naked and in Gas Mask for Purple of th Day

PURPLE MAGAZINE posted some hot naked pics of model Dora Yoder who you probably haven’t heard of, but I have, because I keep track of all the LA hipsters willing to get naked for attention, that they hope lead to bigger and better things, especially when they are as hot as Dora Yoder because I love hot naked girls…who let you take pics of their hot naked bodies….especially when then photoshoot is on a pile of dirt and bitch is in a gas mask….with caution tape on her pussy like a warning that she has herpes in some fetishy fashion shit I love…especially since I am going to try to take Dora Yoder on a lunch date in the near future…in efforts to make her my wife…..before she gets too famous to answer my loving messages on facebook like this one I just sent Dora…I want to explore your pussy…then explore your asshole….then make a kids show about the experience….called Explorer of Dora…. You see charm and genius like tha just can’ be bought, or taught…it is natural and instinctive pathetic efforts that get me ignored.

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Dora Yoder Naked and in Gas Mask for Purple of th Day