Who the fuck is Brenda Song?! It turns out she’s an asian…an Asian who despite being South East asian, didn’t prostitute herself on the street of Vietnam at the age of 9, but instead to the execs at Disney…but culturally, she’s programmed to work the streets for 5 dollar…and that’s why she’s in her bikini in the ocean…showing off her body…because it’s all she knows.. I know what you’re thinking…and that is that you’ve never seen an Asian working outside of banks, accounting firms, resturants, medicine and science…but apparently some act…and it’s probably thanks to their dragon mothers putting them through aggressive dance and classical music training…giving them that burning desire to perform in more than just Thai ping pong ball shows… But I guess Hollywood is pretty much America’s version of that…and this girl’s hot enough for me…but that’s because I’ve never had a slanty pussy. The post Brenda Song in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Brenda Song in a Bikini of the Day
