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David Arquette Proves That Being Single is Amazing of the Day

Sure, he’s probably BBMing his cunt wife who is still on his jock about random annoying bullshit, making excuses to talk to him, like using the baby as leverage, but at least when he puts that phone in the off position, he’s daytime partying hard, using his stupid undeserved money wisely, recruiting some young pussy to audition for his dick, cuz he’s David Arquette and despite being a total fucking clown, he’s been in movies and that’s good enough reason for so many vaginas to be ready and willing…. Sure, this rebound with fresher that Courtney Pussy will only last a few months before his cunt from Friends manipulates him back out of guilt for their daughter, or that he feels his coke fueled existance feels so empty and all he craves is his life partner to snuggle up with and just cuddle, cuz trying to keep up with young pussy burned him out…. but at least he’s living out the glory days he can’t live out when married…. What it comes down to is that when you are famous, on any level, young pussy will always perform for your dick. You will always have money and enough fame to live out the good life. Something nobodies flock to cuz they envy it, making monogamy a fucking joke. Monogamy only works for dudes who can’t get laid and rely heavy on the one they tricked into signing up for life. Here are a couple of pics to remind Courtney Cox that she just doesn’t matter anymore.

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Snooki is Royalty of the Day

I always knew this bitch was classier than she lets on…I mean she’s wearing a crown and that shit is only for princesses and queens….there’s no way a tacky trash can midget troll with fat chick tits who thinks she’s more important and fancier than she is now that she’s living the good life thanks to getting drunk on TV when her ugly fake tan midget face isn’t too busy talking bullshit on a show that pretty much reminds me that the end is fucking near…oh wait…clearly there is a way…and here are the pictures…. Apparently it’s her birthday or some shit, even though every day is her fucking birthday thanks to all the undeserved fameas far as I’m concerned….Don’t ask my why I’m bothering posting these cuz I don’t have an answer for you other than I’ve been drunk the last 3 days and I’m confused.

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