He spends most of his time lurking within the plastic grasses of Athens, but The Easter Kraken is now ready to ravage your hamlet with holiday spirit. Your children, who wait all night to catch a glimpse of his mangy silhouette, will thank you! That is, if the Kraken doesn’t kill them. Come now, you can’t tell a Kraken what to do! He seems docile enough after a few Cadburys, but Krakens are ultimately agnostics with little regard for commercial festivites. Try to have fun with it. Now, which of our quippy little rabbits wins the run-in?
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Our Commenters of the Week Win a Meet-and-Greet with the Easter Kraken
