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The Golden Globes Happened of the Day

To prove my theory that the Golden Globes don’t matter, since Hollywood is a fucking joke, a bunch of masturbating assholes sitting on too much money, lazily putting together shit that the masses consume because they are scat fetishists so long as they are told to be, fucking drone retards who just want to consume and be part of something bigger than they are…. Well, along with Jennifer Lawrence, the most ridiculous scam in Hollywood has come the movie Lala Land, that I saw won some Golden Globe awards, awarded by people who clearly never watched the movie…because I saw the movie…it was a lot of hype and someone invited me…so I figured “How bad can it be”…. Well, it’s really fucking bad….Emma Stone can’t sing, Ryan Gosling can’t sing and I guess neither can dance, the story was weaker than my ejaculation now that I have prostate issues, the song lyrics even worse than the story…about two self involved narcissists trying to get famous and choosing being famous over their “love’….and their tribute to the golden era of Hollywood, basically shat on the Golden era of Hollywood, where the song and dance came from actual professionals in the field….not some coddled Mickey Mouse Club menial actor and some bitch with a lisp….who can’t act…. I just saw Emma Stone won the Globe for her performance…it’s a fucking joke…a lie…a scam…the worst….seriously, I burst out laughing with a few other people at the climax you didn’t know was the climax until it was over…because it’s that shit….who clearly realized the dog shit we were sitting though, thank god I wasn’t alone.. and all the other drones sucked in on the nonsense were offended by us, but not nearly as I was offended that there was only one negative review on the movie…on the internet…in a Hollywood owns the media…obviously… Then…I saw the awards come in….for Below average….shitty movies that should have never happened and I was reminded what I already know…Hollywood is a fucking scam and the general public fucking morons…I can’t be friends with anyone who thought this was a good movie… So here I was, leaving the movie offended, only to find out that the same movie is being praised by the industry, when it shouldn’t have even happened in the first place….it’s just that bad….and not just because the SJW’s are mad it didn’t have enough gay or black story to it…but because it’s fucking bad…do not let yourself be manipulated like I was…into the Lala Land – shitty take on the hollywood story…. But look at the bitches at the Golden Globes who probably sucked a lot of dick in their soulless quest to be at the Golden Globes…as these people do… Narcissism celebrating Narcissism Awarding movies about Narcissism….makes sense…the best thing is that there’s a guest list and it’s hard to get into the event…like people actually want to attend this shit…it looks like the worst party ever, one good for a terrorist attack….seriously…this is a nightmare to me….but here are the pics anyway I don’t find actors inspiring, they are coddled pieces of shit and their work in the world is so self indulgent and insignificant TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE The man of the hour, lispy…the winner who proves the Golden Globes are an absolute scam…. Heidi Klum was there and she’s still old – but her tits are awesome (check earlier post) Sofia Vergara was there – still has big tits… Speaking of Tits…or as the basics call them GLOBES AT THE GLOBES…Chastain was there… Anna Kendrick and her Werid face were there – with some weird bra harness dress…probably amazed the other overrated nerd friendly actress won for singing…when this one’s the singer…but the nice thing is her dress is making some sort of armpit pussy…good to fuck…after she lubes up with nervous sweat and tears from not being Emma Stone… I guess Mandy Moore wanted a big reveal – with her tits…since she’s old and no one remembers who Mandy Moore is…they say the top is see through… Jessica Biel was there…in a skimpy top – showing off them strong man legs she uses to fuck her gay husband up the ass with…. A pug and another Homosexual who feeds her were there together! From hooker to hollywood wife… Hailee Steinfeld was there skinnier than usual…fascinating… Blake Lively was there with her mom body – lookin’ good enough to be a homewrecker… Elsa Pataky was there showing her ass in some full bottom panties… Reese Witherspoon – New Face – Who This… Gal Gadot – fat and jewish like the man who works at my Deli… Some Indian was there – Dot not Feather – for Affirmative Action Emily Ratajkowski was at the Golden Globes…a nude instagram hooker…who fucked her way into one or two movies…at the Golden Globes…talk about degrading the exclusivity and integrity of the industry…not there is any integrity int the industry…Sure I’m sure there were always hookers on the arms of people who were invited to these shows…but to let one walk in on her own…UNREAL…that said, if I was ever invited to anything fancy, and I won’t be, I’ll bring the rattiest crackwhore I can find, you know one half dead with AIDS and Hepatitis and a rash….in a fucking wheelchair…as my date…because I think that’s more authentic than this shit…Look how her mangled face is posing like it’s a vogue cover shoot on the red carpet…work it low level trash…work it… Seriously Rat Cow Posing is Too Ridiculous.. Oh Kristin Calvallari was there, so clearly there’s no standards…. In another example of how ridiculous the world we live in is…Evan Rachel Wood wore pants…like she was Hilary Clinton and the media are pulling stories out of this from every angle…and saying it was inspiring….like you didn’t just watch a bitch in pants run for President the last two years….it’s not the 50s anymore, bitches can wear pants…bitches have worn pants to the Golden Globes before an no one fucking cares…this isn’t some revolutionary act…My god…what world is this…clickbait, fake news, lazy retards taking your goddamn selfies…I hate you…I need to find a product to sell to you… Everything is an act of Social Justice warriors…oh and Jimmy Fallon was the host…fuck that.. People are pumped on Meryl Streep’s Anti-Trump speech, because people are idiots, mainly actors who think they have some exceptional view on the world, like they are gifted, brilliant and their opinion matters, because they are overpaid and annoying….most uneducated and delusional, yet experts who must use their voice to tell the world Trump is a moron, when the world knows Trump is a moron…but at least he’s not Hilary TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Oh there are after parties…and very rich Kaley Cuoco brought her very important fake tits to them…and made sure they were celebrated…focal point…tits.. The post The Golden Globes Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone Does Rolling Stone

I’ve always liked Emma Stone . She’s a real super-cute ginger. Problem is, it seems like she’s always busy actually working (you know, as opposed to “working” like the Hadids or the Jenner sisters). Which means we barely ever get any pictures of her hitting the gym in leggings or going to the beach in a bikini or posting booty selfies on Snapchat or any of the usual hottie moves. But she is on the cover of Rolling Stone this month showing a little skin, and hey, I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy. Continue reading

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The Critics Choice Awards Happened of the Day

I hate award shows. I find them all a fucking scam because they are a fucking scam. It’s celebrating nonsense that doesn’t matter. It’s giving people who have already scammed the world internal competitions amongst themselves to benchmark their success…because being overpaid isn’t enough for them…and normally the writing, the speeches, the product integration is all just too fucking low level bullshit for me to handle… I was at my TV addict friend’s house, and he scrolled past it, so I said “what’s that, Critic’s Choice Awards, let’s see this bullshit”….we saw one camera pan of Emma Stone, and one joke from that tall stoner dude everyone loves…and changed the channel never to return again… Well, it turns out the critics matter, even though the critics should stick to ripping apart these people and not praising them, it makes things more interesting…fucking rip these fragile egos apart and make them kill themselves like a real CRITIC is supposed to…instead…they fucking award them…and everyone goes out for the free champange and to dress up for taste of old hollywood, or 22 years of critic choice awards…like it matters…when it doesn’t… I’m just doing this for the tits.. Jessica Biel Was There She’s a Famous Person’s wife…and she’s old… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Bella Thorne was There because you gotta go wherever you can as you attempt to be the next big thing in Hollywood, when you’re just a trashy instagram hooker…any opportunity you get to appear anywhere is some kind of status that trashy instagram hookers don’t experience….we know the CRITICS choice only allowed her there for the instagram plug… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Kaley Cuoco was there and she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year…which is insane..but I guess it will finance or continue to finance her over the top plastic surgery…by 60 this bitch will look like a clown, but until then…she’ll just be the accessible nerd hot chick on a nerd show people actually watch…. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Emmy Rossum was THere and she is dog shit, even with cleavage, but we’ve seen her have sex on TV, the only thing that makes her relevant and I guess that makes her one step above porn chick, so here’s to porn taken out of the Valley…and dropped in hollyood…. Leave your house, this bitch is so basic, there are hotter girls at the grocery store, in the fucking hardware store, EVERYWHERE….don’t celebrate her. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Ariel Winter was There looking like a Korean prostitute – ready to give you a handjob just as soon as she finishes eating the all you can eat Korean BBQ….this could take a while….but while she does that – stare at that back….which could also take a while…because it’s so fucking big and to take it all in…takes work…porky fucking pig..what a fucking monster… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE The post The Critics Choice Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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