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Rita Ora In a Bathing Suit Clickbaiting of the Day

Rita Ora is in a bikini, showing off her ass, because I guess she feels like she’s over exposed her tits to the point of no one caring, even though the fact people paid notice, or even remotely cared, blows my fucking mind….since she’s pretty much a nobody.. A nobody who makes music that nobody has heard, but she keeps trying to exist in an era after Jay Z dropped her off his label because he has Rihanna and doesn’t need a cruise ship version of her… I don’t know what her deal is, but she’s famous in europe…so here.. The post Rita Ora In a Bathing Suit Clickbaiting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Inshallah: Comedian Aasif Mandvi Offers Hilarious “Flight Safety Rules For Brown People” [Video]

Aasif Mandvi’s “Flight Safety Rules For Brown People” In the era of a Donald presidency , minorities will need courage, prayer and lots of jokes in order to combat the injustices that we may face and to keep our f**king sanity. Comedian Aasif Mandvi is here to provide us with all of those things in his “Flight Safety Rules For Brown People” None of this would be even remotely funny, if it wasn’t sorta-kinda true. Image via YouTube

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Victoria Justice Simulates Blow Job with Bottle of the Day

I guess after seeing how great Victoria Justice was in her celebrity nude scandal pics – you probably masturbated to before the lawyers got involved – even though 99 percent of the pics are still available to you online if you use this thing called GOOGLE…this picture of her simulating a blow job with a champagne bottle is hardly fucking scandalous even though it would have been just 3 weeks ago… The world is porn and sex obsessed. Cameras mean “film me masturbating for the guy I like”…Filming you masturbate for the guy you like means “the world will see this but I don’t care I just want to get off”…so it isn’t that all child stars are all the fucking same – seeking attention and validation…it’s that all people are the same…..I mean even I have jerk off videos on the internet – because YOLO….even though they are humiliating. So all this to say champagne blow job or not…we’re all just human….and want our dick sucked or pics that even remotely like that starring girls you masturbated to because your wife made you spend quality time with the kids in front of the TV.

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