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Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day

Naomi Campbell lives… I am not really posting these pictures because they are something I can jerk off to – and that’s not because I am racist – because when it comes to black women – I think they are one of the most appealing species of human – I wouldn’t say I am a black fetishists, but I feel like a failure for never having enough swag to appeal to one – even the big ones….because my penis is just too small and they are the ones racist against me….so in a lot of ways, like a slave owner’s daughter, in exile from the black sauce, only instead of my overbearing slave owning dad keeping me away from the chocolatey goodness..it’s all on them….with their looks of disgust…like “there’s no way I’ll sit on your face and smother the fuck out of you like you want”…. That said, Naomi Campbell has been a lot of fun over the years, just a cunty high maintenance British model who has been given a taste of luxury – being labeled a supermodel – and has carried that rich princess attitude through life – causing scenes….. So she’s still alive, old as fuck, but black don’t crack, just her legs get a little chunkier and they’d be pretty good to wrap around your neck like a scarf, but she only likes Russian billionaires… The post Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Third-Rate Tabloids Declare End of Brangelina

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are so done. Come on, it could not be more obvious. After the 12th consecutive fight to end all fights, what more is there to say? Even the big-name celebrity gossip tabloids took a rare break from bashing Brangelina this week, but not New Weekly and Famous , which apparently exist. The two biggest stars in Hollywood split up – and shockingly, no one noticed until NW broke the news! What a scoop! Same with that police blowout. Wow . There’s apparently no limit to the number of times police are called to their home, and Ange moves out, or Brad is sneaking around with Jennifer Aniston . Who cares if we’ve heard it 20 times before, or there’s never any evidence to support these outrageous claims, they keep selling magazines (somehow). Guess Angelina Jolie being awesome isn’t as salacious of a story … FAMOUS-LY BAD REPORTING : Angelina is “sick of Brad’s boozing.” Elsewhere, Posh Spice dropped $1M to prove she’s Queen of the WAGs and the Glee cast was told NO SEX!

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Third-Rate Tabloids Declare End of Brangelina