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Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day

Naomi Campbell lives… I am not really posting these pictures because they are something I can jerk off to – and that’s not because I am racist – because when it comes to black women – I think they are one of the most appealing species of human – I wouldn’t say I am a black fetishists, but I feel like a failure for never having enough swag to appeal to one – even the big ones….because my penis is just too small and they are the ones racist against me….so in a lot of ways, like a slave owner’s daughter, in exile from the black sauce, only instead of my overbearing slave owning dad keeping me away from the chocolatey goodness..it’s all on them….with their looks of disgust…like “there’s no way I’ll sit on your face and smother the fuck out of you like you want”…. That said, Naomi Campbell has been a lot of fun over the years, just a cunty high maintenance British model who has been given a taste of luxury – being labeled a supermodel – and has carried that rich princess attitude through life – causing scenes….. So she’s still alive, old as fuck, but black don’t crack, just her legs get a little chunkier and they’d be pretty good to wrap around your neck like a scarf, but she only likes Russian billionaires… The post Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen In a One Piece of the Day

Look Chrissy Teigen is a pug faced, monster who has scammed both her husband’s wallet and the mainstream media – that gave her a TV show or at least a job on a TV show because she would whine on Twitter and go off on rants she thought was clever and funny – despite being obnoxious and entitled for a chubby titty chick who’s claim to fame, besides seducing some singer / songwriter / kanye west friend….has been bikini modeling for shit that doesn’t pay her… I guess this is post pregnancy, which took longer than expected considering the magnitude of how important it is to get knocked up by your wallet as soon as you can so that he doesn’t run away….or his payments don’t…terrible.. I’m not a fan and ignore 99 percent of the things she says, or does, and just laugh from the comfort of my soiled couch….and for some reason these sloppy tit pics made me waste 2 minutes posting them… Garbage human…but people have tits… The post Chrissy Teigen In a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Putting The Bikini Back On!

You remember that feeling you used to get Christmas morning (or the day before your birthday). You knew that when you woke up in the morning, all of things you wanted would be waiting for you. Well, today I’m getting that feeling because Emily Ratajkowski is going back to modeling, bikini modeling that is. … read more

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Valerie van der Graaf Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

Valerie van der Graaf is some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body…. I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet… She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money…. I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing. And now she’s in Playboy, showing her ass, and some tit, but not all of her tit, because this is Playboy the Instagram years, trying to give the instagram vibe – with no nipples…in the dumbest fucking business decision…they could have made… The photographer is David Bellemere, who’s great, the model is great, but what the fuck is this no nipple.. Bellemere shoots for Victoria’s Secret…nipples – but NO – not for Playboy – that would just make too much sense… The post Valerie van der Graaf Not Nude for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day

Rachel Hilbert is the young looking Victoria’s Secret model I assume they are using to replace Candice Swanepoel as the while blonde with a fit body…. People are pretty excited by these staged paparazzi pics that the brand sets up to get an extra push for their campaign they are shooting…because they are just basic Catalog pics…that are relatively uneventful, but if the girls tweet and instagram it…and the paparazzi shoot it…and blogs post it…before the brand releases it…and blogs repost it…and the girls post more to their twitter and instagram…it’s like hitting us from every angle with the same fucking boring picture of young, tight, half naked bodies…poking their little asses out…looking like they have little ethiopian bodies…which would make sense because she probably hasn’t eaten the week before this shoot, it’s a huge deal…it’s Victoria’s Secret… She was discovered at 15 and groomed for this… perverted. She’s now 20, not that perverted because she’s legal…so not so perverted….but all I can wonder is…what billionaire or famous actor she’ll fuck throughout the next 8 years she has a career before being grandma age in model years…like the girl she’s set to replace…Candice… Here are some of the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hilbert Bikini Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bikini a Day Hookers Do Bikinis Like Bikini Modeling of the Day

These two girls started an instagram account early on instagram called “Bikini a Day”…where they would post a picture of them in a bikini every single day, but instead of packaging it as “we like being seen in bikinis, because we are exhibitionists, and if we do it this way, as a brand, or a magazine, we won’t look like thirsty bitches, we’ll just look like bikini advocates”…even though eveyrone knows that bikini pics from the dawn of the internet out perform clothed pictures..it’s simple.. Anyway, they’ve managed to create real standardized photos for their instagram, that people I guess are into, but that I find cheesy as fuck… They’ve managed to make millions as bikini models, even though they have no business being models…but I guess models have no business being models… And the whole thing is cheesy as fuck, but still converts, and they’ve leveraged it to some bigger concept, bigging thing, more relevant than Sports Illustrated swimsuit, and even sellable to a big brand, because who wouldn’t want to promote their bikinis to a retard audince every single day…..that’s 30 pics a month…and boom…money.. At least one of them has huge tits…and here’s their cheesy campaign, that would be embarassing, if it this social media thing didn’t work out and it was just girls doing this playing make-belief bikini model…but I guess they now make more than bikini models and can hire bikini models if they choose to…cuz that’s how luck for girls so willing to get half naked that they worked on it everyday – turns into money. I find this world too saturated, too boring…what’s next!? I don’t know..but hopefully it is good. The post Bikini a Day Hookers Do Bikinis Like Bikini Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes for Stone Fox Sweat of the Day

Take a 20,000 dollar a night “model”….who will do virtually anything for 20,000 dollars, and instead of using her to her full potential, you know because she is known for being a “bikini” model…yes a “bikini model”…who was in “Sports Illustrated”….because she’s a “bikini model”…and I am not putting “bikini model” in quotes…like it is supposed to mean she’s a sugar baby hooker who bangs billionaires….or maybe I am… But if I was a billionaire, I probably wouldn’t bother banging this one, when I can have all of them, probably at the same time, but I would definitely hire them to do great things…like wipe my ass with their tongue because if you’re paying that kind of money for something, that is only there because you are paying that kind of money, then why use toilet paper. Or you can put her in fitness clothing campaign…that seems like a genius use of her “bikini modeling” capabilities…. The post Samantha Hoopes for Stone Fox Sweat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day

These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again… I wrote: Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24… You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”…. Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits… I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd… And that was the re-run of the day The post Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Meyer Definitely Belongs In Lingerie

If it wasn’t official before, it is now: Nicole Meyer belongs in lingerie. I know the South African hottie started out doing bikini modeling for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but after this latest lingerie set (and these previous ones ), the debate should be over. And in my professional opinion, Nicole shouldn’t be allowed to wear anything else. I know that’s pretty unenforceable, but I’m hoping I can work out some kind of deal with her house cleaner to “accidentally” ruin the rest of Nicole’s clothes. Wish me luck. » view all 14 photos

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