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Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day

Naomi Campbell lives… I am not really posting these pictures because they are something I can jerk off to – and that’s not because I am racist – because when it comes to black women – I think they are one of the most appealing species of human – I wouldn’t say I am a black fetishists, but I feel like a failure for never having enough swag to appeal to one – even the big ones….because my penis is just too small and they are the ones racist against me….so in a lot of ways, like a slave owner’s daughter, in exile from the black sauce, only instead of my overbearing slave owning dad keeping me away from the chocolatey goodness..it’s all on them….with their looks of disgust…like “there’s no way I’ll sit on your face and smother the fuck out of you like you want”…. That said, Naomi Campbell has been a lot of fun over the years, just a cunty high maintenance British model who has been given a taste of luxury – being labeled a supermodel – and has carried that rich princess attitude through life – causing scenes….. So she’s still alive, old as fuck, but black don’t crack, just her legs get a little chunkier and they’d be pretty good to wrap around your neck like a scarf, but she only likes Russian billionaires… The post Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen In a One Piece of the Day

Look Chrissy Teigen is a pug faced, monster who has scammed both her husband’s wallet and the mainstream media – that gave her a TV show or at least a job on a TV show because she would whine on Twitter and go off on rants she thought was clever and funny – despite being obnoxious and entitled for a chubby titty chick who’s claim to fame, besides seducing some singer / songwriter / kanye west friend….has been bikini modeling for shit that doesn’t pay her… I guess this is post pregnancy, which took longer than expected considering the magnitude of how important it is to get knocked up by your wallet as soon as you can so that he doesn’t run away….or his payments don’t…terrible.. I’m not a fan and ignore 99 percent of the things she says, or does, and just laugh from the comfort of my soiled couch….and for some reason these sloppy tit pics made me waste 2 minutes posting them… Garbage human…but people have tits… The post Chrissy Teigen In a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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