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Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day

I like to think she wears this bathing suit, that I am going to assume by the “fashionable” zipper on the front, is actually not state issued LA County bathing suit uniform, but rather Hollywood using some vapid cunt with a good body Leo pretended to fuck to get people to the movies… Speaking of Vapid Cunt, I like the pussy definition in the top picture, it looks like there is a pillow I want to lay my head / mouth on…. But since she’s always in the same thing, I’m going to just imagine, it’s the same bathing suit day after day, so that it really smells like it should, even though they probably have budget for hundreds of the same suit, all of which I’d volunteer to hand wash…with my mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day

I like to think she wears this bathing suit, that I am going to assume by the “fashionable” zipper on the front, is actually not state issued LA County bathing suit uniform, but rather Hollywood using some vapid cunt with a good body Leo pretended to fuck to get people to the movies… Speaking of Vapid Cunt, I like the pussy definition in the top picture, it looks like there is a pillow I want to lay my head / mouth on…. But since she’s always in the same thing, I’m going to just imagine, it’s the same bathing suit day after day, so that it really smells like it should, even though they probably have budget for hundreds of the same suit, all of which I’d volunteer to hand wash…with my mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach for Baywatch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Late Night News Recap: ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Not Playing In Compton, Cam’Ron Plays Head Of HR On ‘The Nightly Show’ & More!

Straight Outta Compton tells the story of the former West Coast rap group N.W.A., and while it takes place in Compton, the movie is actually not…

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Late Night News Recap: ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Not Playing In Compton, Cam’Ron Plays Head Of HR On ‘The Nightly Show’ & More!

That Crazy Crossover Between ‘Jump Street’ And ‘Men In Black?’ The Directors Tell Us It Could Happen

Directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller tell MTV News all about that leaked ‘Jump Street’ and ‘Men in Black’ crossover idea. And it might actually happen.

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That Crazy Crossover Between ‘Jump Street’ And ‘Men In Black?’ The Directors Tell Us It Could Happen

Kristen Stewart Was Nominated For A Razzie, But It’s Not As Bad As You Think

Kristen Stewart got nominated for a Razzie this year, but it’s actually not that bad! Plus, find out who else got nominated.

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Kristen Stewart Was Nominated For A Razzie, But It’s Not As Bad As You Think

Lily Aldridge Bikini Photos

Lily Aldridge in St. Barts. Here#39;s ridiculously hot American model Lily Aldridge in St. Barts yesterday. She#39;s actually not doing a photoshoot — that#39;s just how she walks around normally. Kidding. She#39;s one of Victoria#39;s Secret#39;s go-to pieces of ass and she#39;s shooting the new catalog. Lily#39;s mom Laura is really pretty, too, and was actually Playmate of the Month in February, 1976 (NSFW).

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Kelly Brook Ass Cheeks in Shorts on Set of the Day

Kelly Brook is the new Katie Price…a Glamour model with retarded huge tits and a dream…who has managed to leverage those tits into unwanted pregnancy, some acting gigs and a clothing line….a clothing line she’s taking pics of in Miami…..showing a little ass cheek…cuz when you build your empire on being a slut…you gotta stay true to your roots…it’s what we expect of you…. Check out her cellulite…. Yummy…..it’s actually not as bad as I thought her estrogen filled legs would be… you know cuz based on her tits…I assumed she’d be a pile of sloppy….I guess she’s been planning this shoot a few months and thus starving herself….but dimples are still fun to point out…even if all you girls claim all girls have cellulite…I think it’s a conspiracy to allow yourselves to eat cake…cuz bitches love cake… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amazing Tits at the ASAP Rocky Show in Montreal of the Day

Even though I have the most Hip Hop site on the internet….I wasn’t at the ASAP Rocky concert…because I am actually not into going to concerts…too many people….but that was before I saw this shit…where ASAP Rocky….gets some amazing breasted girl….to flash him….with her amazing fucking breasts…. If you read the site, you’ll know we’ve been promoting ASAP Rocky clothes all months…so I guess now there’s more reason for all of us to be rocking his shirts…cuz he did a service to us…by introducing us to rockin’ fucking tits….that live in my city…someone better identify this girl and make her my wife…. TO GET THE ASAP ROCKY GEAR THAT WILL GET YOU AWESOME TITS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amazing Tits at the ASAP Rocky Show in Montreal of the Day

Vinny Guadagnino to Guest Star on 90210

Jersey Shore‘s Vinny Guadagnino has signed on to guest star in an episode of the CW’s 90210, and incredibly, the reality star will not be playing himself! Yes, this is like a real acting role. Tells you a lot about 90210 , but hey, good for him. Guadagnino will reportedly play a “celebrity” involved in a high-stakes poker game with Liam (Matt Lanter). Vinny shows off his serious side . Look for Vinny to appear during November sweeps. You know, when shows bring out the really big guns in an attempt to pull in ratings and big ad money. A little GTL and PFC can only help. [Photo: WENN.com]

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