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Brenda Song: Not Pregnant?!?

Is Brenda Song not pregnant after all?!? The Internet blew up last month when word leaked that this Disney star had been knocked up by Trace Cyrus , but now the young star’s mother has come out and said simply: “She’s actually not pregnant.” Mai Song adds that her 23-year old child is “very upset” by the rumor, as are all Brenda’s loved ones. “It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her,” her mother said, revealing that she’s been undergoing cancer treatment. We’ll update this story as more news breaks. But, for now, allow us to wish Mrs. Song a full recovery. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Snooki & JWoww Spoof The View, Bash Joy Behar

Tiring of Joy Behar’s constant insults on The View, Jersey Shore stars Snooki ( Nicole Polizzi ) and JWoww (Jenni Farley) decided to fight back their way. By spoofing the talk show and its host in this awesome video, during which they use horrible Jewish accents and call Joy a bitter “Italian wannabe.” Joy, they say, just hates Jersey Shore because kids like that ruined her childhood … during the Great Depression. Ohhh. Sadly, this is as good as SNL: Jersey Shore’s View on Joy Behar The irony? Joy Behar is actually not Jewish, but an agnostic who was raised Catholic. Behar is also Italian-American. Snooki and JWoww are not. Idiots.

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Ricky Martin Comes Out Of The Closet

Link: http://rickymartinmusic.com/portal/ne… Ricky Martin revealed that he's a ‘proud homosexual man’ in a post on his blog today. [ Ed's Note : Way to go, Ricky! Live your best life! p.s. This is actually not “Old,” it happened today!] The Best Links: via Tabloid Prodigy Read

MisFortune Cookies

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1… Psst, China has a hot tip for you. Summary: switch to yuans. Read

Dakota Fanning’s ‘Cherry Bomb’ Video

MUSIC BUZZ : This is actually not the most age-inappropriate role young Dakota has played. It would actually be totally awesome if you were 15 and had a whole movie set/crew at your disposal to help you play Rock Star Dress-Up. Which is basically what this movie is. The Best Links: via dListed Read

Alleged Extortionist Feared Letterman’s Revenge

From the department of Stupid Human Tricks, criminal division… Prosecutors in the David Letterman extortion case have released transcripts of conversations clandestinely recorded of…

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No Contest: Rihanna Downs Chris Brown

Just think how many fewer albums Chris Brown would have sold had Walmart actually not (like the MechanicalDummy himself erroneously believed) stocked his album. And just think how many…

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No Contest: Rihanna Downs Chris Brown