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Jordan Carver Busts Out Big Time

Forget Mayweather and Pacquiao — turns out, there was another famous boxer in Las Vegas this weekend: German actress/model and total knockout Jordan Carver . Here she is showing off her big guns at something called the Manny Viewing Party, and I don’t know about you guys, but one look at Jordan’s giant German funbags pretty much knocked me right out. And I demand a rematch. How about next week? And then once a week for every week after that. Yow! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Arianny Celeste’s Cleavage For Cinco de Mayo

With practically every hottie in Hollywood at  the Met Gala yesterday, I almost forgot it was Cinco de Mayo. So to make up for it, here’s my #1 favorite ring girl Arianny Celeste hosting something called Sexy De Mayo Dos in Las Vegas. And I don’t know how you guys celebrated yesterday, but no matter how many Coronas you had, I guarantee your Cinco de Mayo wasn’t anywhere near as good as the lucky bastards who got to party with Arianny and those epic funbags. Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Blake Lively Is Busting Out!

Because every hottie in Hollywood showed up to this thing, here’s Blake Lively at the MET Gala looking like she’s sucking on a lemon. I wonder if that helps perk up the funbags, because we haven’t seen those things looking this good in months. Whatever the trick is, let’s hope Blake keeps it up. I think I’ve proven I can definitely handle the weird faces as long as she keeps giving us a good look at those melons of hers. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Blake Lively Forgets Her Pants Blake Lively’s Got Legs Part 2 Blake Lively’s Hotness Likes To Party More Blake Lively Nude Pictures? Photos: WENN.com

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Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Stripper Heels

Here’s Christina Aguilera looking pretty good strutting her stuff on the set of what I can only assume is some sort of shitty music video. I’m reluctant to say she’s hot because I see strippers who look like this every night and believe me I would not categorize them as hot. But because it’s Xtina I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt just like I hope the strippers do for me when I reassure them that it really is penis and not just a massive clitoris.

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Sexy 2010 Calendar

It’s beginning to get to that time of year again, a time when every hottie and her sister has their own sexy calendar coming out. Here are a few shots of one of the hottest women never to acknowledge my presence, Cheryl Tweedy , in her hot 2010 calendar.

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Sexy 2010 Calendar