Most weeks, OK! Magazine straight up invents news. It’s what they do. This week, it’s trying a different tack, reporting an actual story but with sensationalistic, misleading headlines enticing you to read it all over again! According to this venerable publication, Jessica Simpson was “stunned” last week as she awoke to texts, e-mails and Tweets regarding John Mayer. Her ex-flame made the masses cringe when he referred Jessica to “ sexual napalm ” and “crack cocaine” he “could not stop f*%king” in Playboy . Classy guy. But is ” Betrayed ” the right word, OK!? Is it really a “sex scandal”? Guy nailed a famous, hot girl and bragged about it. Moving on. How could he sink so low, indeed? “Jessica was shocked,” a pal of the singer tells OK!. “She was really pissed off at first when she heard about it, then she read the whole interview, and the first thing that she said was, ‘I’m annoyed John would sink so low.’” That’s just how a Grade A Douchebag rolls. Facing a barrage of criticism, for his comments about Jessica (and gay and racial slurs he made), John expressed regret that night at a concert in Nashville. “I just want to play. I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me. I’m out. I’m done. I quit the media game,” he told the crowd. We should be so lucky.
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Jessica Simpson: Betrayed By John Mayer!
