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Rose McGowan’s Short Shorts Kinda Work

I don’t know why, but there’s something about these pictures of Rose McGowan that are kinda making the old trouser snake wiggle around a little in between the pockets. I know that sounds crude, but that’s kind of how I’ve been measuring a woman’s hotness for several years now and it seems to have worked out for me so I’m keeping it. Anyhow, here she is in some boring short shorts looking kinda hot. Enjoy.

Katharine McPhee Shows Us Her Puppies

I get that these pictures of Katharine McPhee walking her dog the other day aren’t exactly things boners are made of, but I’ve always kind of like this chick and I wanted to give her another chance at winning me over. She’s not married is she? Do I still have a chance? Who am I kidding, I’m a celebrity blogger with carpel tunnel who lives in his mother’s basement…. Of course I’ve got a chance. Call me. But not after 10pm, mother’s doesn’t stand for late phone calls.