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PETA Baits ‘Bators with Misleading Nude PETA.xxx Site

We know PETA is against animal cruelty, but c’mon, guys- “choking the chicken” is just a figure of speech! The controversial animal-rights organization has long been known for its “too hot for TV” marketing strategy, featuring celebrities from Kathy Najimy to Pamela Anderson posing (nearly) nude for the sake of our four-legged friends. Now PETA is collecting all of its sexy ads (and then some) on its www.PETA.xxx site, but even if you’re in the market for some vegetarian ‘vadge, DON’T click on it. Here’s why, according to the International Herald-Tribune: Internet surfers who visit the x-rated site will initially be presented with animal rights groups too salacious for TV ads and campaigns. However, the sexy side of PETA, illustrated in its galleries and videos, will give way to the horrific mistreatment of animals on factory farms, with pictures and video shot undercover by the group’s hidden camera investigations. It will have enough adult content to qualify for the XXX domain site but also some other graphic images of animals that viewers may not expect to see. In other words, the most graphic thing you’re going to see on PETA.xxx is a cow being slaughtered. If you ask Skin Central, that’s trouser snake abuse!

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Rose McGowan’s Short Shorts Kinda Work

I don’t know why, but there’s something about these pictures of Rose McGowan that are kinda making the old trouser snake wiggle around a little in between the pockets. I know that sounds crude, but that’s kind of how I’ve been measuring a woman’s hotness for several years now and it seems to have worked out for me so I’m keeping it. Anyhow, here she is in some boring short shorts looking kinda hot. Enjoy.

Rose McGowan’s Short Shorts Kinda Work

I don’t know why, but there’s something about these pictures of Rose McGowan that are kinda making the old trouser snake wiggle around a little in between the pockets. I know that sounds crude, but that’s kind of how I’ve been measuring a woman’s hotness for several years now and it seems to have worked out for me so I’m keeping it. Anyhow, here she is in some boring short shorts looking kinda hot. Enjoy.

Olivia Munn Does Complex

Here’s nerd goddess Olivia Munn on the cover of Complex magazine hanging out with all sorts of cartoon fairy tale creatures. It’s hot and kinda weird at the same time. It’s strange, I used to dream of a hot chick in a little outfit riding a flying unicorn to one day come and take me away from all this. I’m still waiting. I’m not too pleased with the shot of her being eaten by a cartoon snake. If she likes snakes I’ve got a one eyed trouser snake that’s VERY friendly. Call me.