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Heidi Montag Trades In Her Puppies

Apparently, as part of Heidi Montag and Spencer McDouche’s fake divorce settlement they had to exchange dogs outside, in front of the paparazzi, shirtless and/or pantless. I’m not a legal expert, but I’ve watched enough Law & Order to know that this seems a bit odd. Partly because everything they do is bullsh#t, but mostly because no self respecting judge would sign off on an agreement that had Heidi NOT going topless. Have you seen those massive fake boobs ? Common sense dictates that those things should be exposed at all times. Come on.